Kirby Vs. Stone

Chapter 4

Will the real Ryan please stand up?

Whee! An update!

Jessi the Fangirl: The purple Kirby Not you then.

Grievous Daydreamer: Whee. I like causing deaths!

Enjoy!

"Well, for instance, I'm incredibly skilled with the Parasol." The purple Kirby replied.

"I'm so screwed." Kirby commented.

"Oh ha ha. I'll have you know the Parasol can be a very good weapon!"

"A good weapon to do what, exactly?"

"Um.. Shield stuff from above?"

"Like that'll be useful."

"Fine, I'll just call my friend, Jessi..." the purple one decided.

"Whatever... I'm going on ahead." Kirby replied, destroying the bomb block and inhaling a Batty. And spitting it out at another Batty.

"Kadi and Taelia are dead and Ryan wasn't actually Ryan. Ugh..." Kirby recapped. "Where is the REAL Ryan then?"

"Over there." the cellphone said.

"Oh." Kirby replied, looking at a jailcell with Ryan in it. "Sheesh man, you look like crap."

"So do you." Ryan snapped back.

"Feh." Kirby threw his cellphone at the jail bars. It did MASSIVE DAMAGE. Of 1.

"I need a Fire powerstar or bubble. Got one?" Ryan asked.

"Nope." Kirby replied.

"But I think I can solve that problem." a Blue Kirby said, walking in with a sword and with the Purple Kirby following. "Stand back."

The Blue Kirby cut the bars open with a well placed slash. Ryan tackled the bars and he broke through.

"Thanks. And you are?" Ryan asked.

"I'm Kirby."

"Not you."

"I'm Jessi. That Purple Kirby is named Grape." Jessi explained.

"Great. Now what?" Kirby asked.

"You go beat the rock monster! Mkay, kid?" Mystic replied from the cellphone.

"Rock Monster? You mean Golem Sr.? I heard he has a Maxim Tomato. You can use that to heal one of your friends." Grape suggested.

"I also have this 1-Up. Maybe I can revive Taelia with it... And what kind of a name is Golem Sr.?" Kirby asked.

"The best name I could think of." Grape sheepishly replied.

"You know, you've been acting weird, Kirby who is on the phone." Ryan said.

"W-what are you talking about? I'm just a normal Kirby!" Mystic said. From her living room, no doubt. Maybe.

"So, why don't you SHOW yourself? You've obviously been spying on us. I see you up there, anyway." Ryan said, looking up. "You're not even a good Ninja user, even though you are the one prophesized to be the Savior."

"..." Mystic didn't reply. The connection stopped, and Mystic dropped down with the Ninja ability.

"How did you know all of that?" Mystic asked.

"Simple. You act like you're all omnipotent on the phone, but in reality, you're just a light blue Kirby with a star shaped scar next to your left eye. Your voice says alot of things too... Even if you're not directly saying it, I can sense you're not really that serious..." Ryan replied.

"Y'know, the fake Ryan acted like an ass." Kirby commented.

"The real one acts like a SMARTass. And cocky. I also never cry. And I have this innate ability to sense things." the Red Kirby coolly replied.

"Y'know, I'm gonna go break the fourth wall." Kirby announces. Oh wait...

INTERUPTED!

"Okay, the plot is moving along too freaking quickly." Kirby said. "I bet none of the readers are understanding this (and if they are, free cookie.) so I'm going to explain this all IN A QUICK RECAP OF ALL THE EVENTS! WHOO!"

Kirby gets split by Meta Knight, blah blah blah, story picks up at Moonlight Mansion. Group re-unite (or unite, since they just met.), try flying over gap, Kirby is hit. He plummets into the pit, Taelia tackles him onto the ground and dies herself. First death, done.

Next chapter picks up after that. Kirby unleashes rage onto enemies, group fight Mr. Frosty. Their asses are handed to them, so they get powers. Kadi ends up getting Beam, the (fake) weakness of Mr. Frosty and said walrus wails on Kadi. 2nd death done BUT WAIT! The Ryan with them IS A FAAAAAKE. 3rd (technical) death done.

Next chapter picks up RIGHT after that (cough this chapter.) Grape finds Kirby, they go looking for Ryan which is in a jailcell. Kirby does trademark Feh, Jessi cuts the bars, Ryan escapes, Mystic suggests to fight Golem Sr., Ryan senses that Mystic isn't all that cracked up she's supposed to be, Mystic appears with the (non-existant in KatAM game) Ninja ability out of the sky. AND MYSTIC IS A FEMALE, NOT MALE.

"My throat hurts now." Kirby remarked.

"...That remark was so stupid, I bet if it was entered in a contest, they would turn it down because they didn't allow professionals." Ryan commented.

RESUMED!

"So Ryan, how did you get jailed?" Kirby asked.

"Well, after Taelia's death, I decided to go to sleep. I wake up and there's this shadowy Kirby looking at me. Then he hits me with a Hammer, knocking me out. And finally, I woke up here. I guess he tried to lower your morale. Weird how he color-shifted though..." Ryan replied.

"I guess I deserved it. I threw my cellphone at him and stole a 1-Up from him."

"...You idiot. Okay, we now have ways of reviving our fallen members. Let's actually start moving." Ryan snapped.

"Right. I found a map of this mansion in a treasure chest, let's see where we are..." Jessi said, taking out the said map and laying it flat.

"Hm... the map says we're four rooms away from the monster, but it also says there is a warp to the fields in the room we're in. It also says there are two ability trophies here." Grape read. Ryan looked up and saw a Bomb and Fighter Trophy. Ryan picked up Bomb, Kirby picked up Fighter, but Grape and Jessi stuck with what they have.

"Alright... Let's rock!" Kirby yelled, charging through the mirror with the others following suit.