Royai Drabbots

Author: MoonStarDutchess

Drabbot 20: Finale

Disclaimer: I don't own FMA

AN: I intend no offense to any of the fans of the pairings mentioned in this chapter. It's just my views on the pairings.

Finale

MOONSTARDUTCHESS (MSD): Well I guess that is all. My inspiration has run dry for the most part. I have put Roy and Riza in every sensible circumstance I could think of.

ROY: You're telling me! Damn, first, you had us dating, then you killed Riza in another, then we got married. You could have at least written a lemon with us in it.

MSD: Be thankful that I don't like RoyEd Drabbots.

ROY: (Shutters) Where in the hell do people get that!

RIZA: I tend to see gay tendencies in you every one in a while.

ROY: (hand on hip) DO NOT!

(RIZA and MSD Look at each other then at Roy. Roy notices his stance and straightens.)

ROY: I'm not GAY!

RIZA: Calm down sir. I know that, you know that, MSD, knows that but try telling that to some over obsessive fan girls. All's fair in fanfiction.

ROY: What's the site this crap is on?

MSD: .net but it's everywhere on the internet.

(Roy grabs MSD's laptop)

MSD: Give that back PYRO!

ROY: I want to know if people really write that.

MSD: Fine but be careful with it!

(Roy logs on!)

ROY: THEY DO WRITE IT! (Tears stream down his face)

(MSD whispers to Riza)

MSD: Wonder what he'd do if I told him there is a story matching him with Armstrong.

(Riza shutters in disgust. Roy overhears them.)

ROY: WHAT!

MSD: OOPS!

(Riza snickers at him.)

MSD: I wouldn't be laughing. They pair you with Ross and Winry sometimes.

(Riza pales noticeably. Roy puts chin in his hand.)

ROY: I kind of like the sound of that one.

(Riza pulls gun and sticks it in Roy's face.)

RIZA: What was that sir?

ROY: Nothing!

MSD: You know that there are even stories pairing you, Roy and Havoc.

(Roy and Riza turn to look at MSD)

Both: WHY?

(MSD Shrugs)

MSD: I thank you all very much for reading and please drop a message via my profile or via review. Any request involving Royai will be welcomed

Please check out my other stories and review them. Thank you all so very much and I appreciate all the reviews and encouragement that you have given me.

(The screen starts to fade)

ROY: HEY WHAT ABOUT THAT LEMON!

(Screen goes blank)