Bambi (1/1)
Kirk rents Bambi. Post-'Richard in Stars Hollow'
I do not own the characters or universe depicted.

Just wanted to make sure whoever rented Dumbo or Bambi gets a little surprise.
-Jess in 'Richard in Stars Hollow'

Kirk grins at the video, the tears from the death of Bambi's mother drying.

He watches as Thumper happily talks to the orphaned deer, "I love this part."

Thumper's in the middle of talking when the film cuts to an extremely short man having sex with a blonde.

Kirk panics, grasping for the remote before realizing that the short man is dressed as an elf.

He looks around to check for his mother before slowly turning to face the television.

After a few minutes, it cuts back to Bambi, leaving Kirk with the discomfort and ruin of his childhood memories.