BEFORE YOU BEGIN. .SPOILERS.

A/N: I have returned with another installment of the misfortunate piece of literature which is…"Tandem Stories"

"Alright" Prof. McGonagall started off.

"Take out another piece of parchment, I will randomly enchant each one in order to pair you up."

McGonagall walked around the room pointing her wand at each piece of parchment and mumbling some sort of charm, immediately two names showed up on each one. The name of the owner of said piece of parchment, and the owner of the piece of parchment that one was now bonded to.

"Begin."

And of course, it was Harry and Draco whom were now bonded by these papers…well… at least their writing was.

Draco Malfoy: Hello, Potter. Shall we get this assignment over with?

Harry Potter: Alright, But I just want to inform you that you have upset Ron...Very, very much.

Draco Malfoy: What the bloody hell are you going on about?

Harry Potter: Oh, You know, that snogging incident? Not so innocent was it? I mean she freaking killed Ginny!

Draco Malfoy: Well...I mean you can't say she's not attractive! And I'm sure Ginny took it in good nature.

Harry Potter: DRACO MALFOY. She is DEAD. They buried her THIS MORNING.

Draco Malfoy: Oh, but Come ON! Who cares?

Harry Potter: Well...You've got a good point there… I mean… It's not as if I'd fall in love with her in my sixth year and marry her when I'm older. I mean she never had anything to do with anything, and suddenly poof, I love you.

Draco Malfoy: Pfft, Yeah that'd be a riot. Wait, wait, and oh my god. You'd name your kid "Albus Severus" God I can't stop laughing.

Harry Potter: Oh my god, me neither. This Is bloody hysterical, I Mean "Albus Severus"? I'd have to be drunk to name my kids that.

Draco Malfoy: Drunk AND Abusive.

To be continued? On a less "spoiler"-y note.