God, another one.

Tea Time (A Very Short Story)

By SilverLady

"Quatre?"

"Yes, Miss Relena?"

"Do you know about Heero and Duo?"

"What about them?"

"That they're…. partners."

"Of course."

"You do?"

"Everybody knows that."

"They do?"

"Certainly. They've been partners since they joined the Preventers together."

"Ummm. Not that kind of partners."

"What other kind is there?"

"I mean partners. Intimate partners."

"Intimate?"

"Yes."

"Well, they are very close. I suppose you could call that intimate."

"Damnit! I mean they're screwing like rabid rabbits on Viagra!"

"Really?"

"Yes!"

"That's nice. It would explain the collar. More tea?"

"Yes, thank you."