This was a gift-fic to Kuroi. I hope everyone likes it as much as she did.

Warnings: drabble; Kurama/Hiei
Disclaimer: Yoshihiro Togashi owns Yu Yu Hakusho.

Kurama wasn't entirely surprised to instantly feel Hiei's presence behind him, only minutes after he had spoken to him.

"Kurama," Hiei began, as the redhead continued to work on his history homework. "I'd just like you to know, that I absolutely, undeniably hate you with every bit of my soul."

"Uh huh," Kurama murmured calmly, not turning around.

"And you mean nothing to me."

"Yeah."

"And all the time we've been together meant nothing, either."

"Mm."

"And I'm leaving."

"Hm."

"Forever."

"Sure."

"And I've been cheating on you, too!"

"Right."

"With Mukuro."

"Nice."

"And Yusuke."

"Huh."

"And--"

"Nice try, Hiei," Kurama cutting the ranting jaganshi off, not missing a beat. "You're still doing the laundry."

Stifling a curse, Hiei trudged out of the bedroom in a huff, much like a moody teenager.

Kurama snickered. Hiei was too cute.