The Jigen Song
By DaisukesDarling13 AKA Sora

-"My name is Jigen
I have a gun
I steal stuff
Because its fun

I like Sora
She's really sweet
She's better than.
Kissing Goemon as a treat! (Goemon: Oo;;;)

And when I go
Into a hotel
12 more hours
Its day again!

And I will drink
My booze so smooth
So when I die,
I will not move!

Because I am Jigen!
My hair is not girly!
And I think I have to go do Sora now
Because she might miss me!

If I can't shoot you then that's ok
I'll punch your eyes out!

Anyway

And I will kill that Fujiko
Because she's not
Sora doin da loco!"-

Sora: ...have you been on the internet too much?
Jigen:...No.
Sora: Yes you have.
Jigen: No I haven't.

Lupin: Say Jigen! Can you go on the web and get more playboy porno!

Sora: O.O
Jigen:...Lupin I'm going to kill you!
Sora: O.O So you love playboy models more than me!
Jigen: No! Wait, Sora!

Lupin: Nice going smooth criminal.

Jigen: (attacks Lupin)

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Ok, I know, its corny. But I got inspired by an RP!
It was hilarious!
It was hot!
It was...heavy with humor and fun!

Remind me to never say that again...lol.

Please review!