Blu: Konichiwa, loyal readers! I'm back!

Readers: Where the hell were you!

Blu: Gomen nasai! I have writers block, plus my other stories kept me busy and school comes out later now! Can you forgive this unworthy one?

Rei: Looks like she's been reading too much Rurouni Kenshin on her offtime.

Blu: TT Have not.

Rei: Have too.

Blu: Have... Oh, forget it! I'm going to do a short Shaman Queen oneshot and see if that'll get my mojo flowing! Are you ready?

Shen: They've been waiting for months.

Blu: Another creation against me.

Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King. I just own Shaman Queen, its characters and yadda, yadda yadda...

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"C'mon, Shenny! Pleeeeeasssse!" Rei asked Tao Shen.

"No." The green-haired Chinese shaman looked away from the brunnete. "I am not going to do it. End of discussion."

Rei grabbed on to Shen's arm and gave him a pair of saf puppy dog eyes. "For me?" She said in a sad child-like voice.

"No means no."

Rei frowned. "If you don't do it right now, Tao Shen, I'll...I'll...break up with you!" Why did she just say that?

"...Fine."

"WHAT!" Rei shouted. "Please tell me I'm going deaf!" 'Dear Kami-sama, please tell me he didn't say-'

"Fine." The Tao turned his head to looked at the Asakura girl. "Break up with me. I still won't do it."

Rei fell to her knees. "Shen...HOW HARD IS IT TO CRACK A SMILE?" She shouted at him. She smiled at him. "You know, it takes only thirteen muscles to smile and thirty-three to frown. Or was it thirty to frown and fifteen to smile?... AAAAAAHHH! Who cares, the point is it takes less muscles to smile than to frown.

"No way."

Rei's shoulders slumped. Then an idead popped into her head. "Aren't I worth a smile?"

Shen crossed his arms across his chest. "Nope."

Rei growled and began to walk off until she head "You're worth a hundred." She spun around, only to have her lips meet with Shen's. When they finished and their lips parted, Rei blushed and Shen smiled.

"There. I smiled. Happy now?" Shen started to walk past Rei before she grabbed his arm. "What the-"

"Oh no, China-boy. I'm not satisfied." Rei looked at him seductivily and pulled him into another kiss.

END!

Blu: I know. It's really really short. But it was spur of the moment and I am a very busy/lazy author. Gomen nasai! Maybe I'll make a collection of Shaman Queen oneshots?

Rei: Maybe that'll keep the fans coming back while you try and find your Shaman Queen muse.

Blu: Good idea! (Runs off to look for her muse.)

Rei: Thank you for reading! Please review and tell us what you think of this spur-of-the-moment oneshot! Ja ne!