Disclaimer: I don’t own Yu-Gi-Oh. If, by now, you think that anyone who writes fanfics actually owns the original story, you are seriously disturbed.

That’s okay, I am too :D

Seto: WTF Yuugi! You are not telling me that is real!

Yuugi: Yes, it is!

Malik: No way.

Bakura: Doesn’t look real...

Jou: (walks in all of a sudden) Hey, what are you talking about?

Yuugi: This... (points to it) They don’t think it’s real.

Seto: It can’t be! It defies the laws of nature! Of physics! It defies logic...!

Jou: No, it’s real, trust me on this.

Malik: I don’t believe you.

Yuugi: Seriously, it is! Come feel it!

(everybody feels it)

Malik: OMG it is real. OO

Jou: (playing with it now) I love doing this...

Bakura: (stroking it and rubbing his face in it) Mmm... it’s so nice and clean...

Yuugi: Alright, enough touching. I just washed it an hour ago.

Seto: Yeah, well, I just came out of the shower, so mine is cleaner!

Malik: Lemme feel... (strokes it)

Bakura: (also feeling Seto’s now) Yours feels nice too!

Malik: Just not long enough for you to put your entire face—

Seto: I don’t want the bonkotsu touching it, who knows where those hands have been...

Jou: $&$(())&#$!

Malik: Ah, well, we’ve all got at least six inches on you, Kaiba.

Jou: (snicker)

Seto: Hey! It’s not the length, it’s how you use it!

Yuugi: Then I’ve got you all beat!

Bakura: But mine’s the longest.

Jou: Actually I think Malik’s is longer.

Malik: You’re too kind.

Bakura: No, mine is longer!

Malik: Is NOT.

Bakura: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Bakura: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Seto: (snicker) Honda barely has any at all...

Yuugi: Aww, be nice, Kaiba.

Seto: Well, it’s true!

Bakura: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Bakura: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Bakura: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Jou: We all know Honda’s is short, but Rishid...

Seto: (SNICKER)

Rishid: (walks in like Jou did) Are you talking about me?

Bakura: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Bakura: Is too.

Malik: Is not.

Seto: JUST SHUT UP AND GET A RULER!

Jou: Here... (gets a ruler and measures)

Malik: Baka! It doesn’t start there!

Jou: Fine, you do the measuring!

Yuugi: (compares them side by side) I think Bakura’s is longer...

Malik: LIAR!

Bakura: (smiles)

Rishid: Oh, so you’re discussing that again. Hate to disappoint you, but— (takes off his robe) –mine is actually longer than any of yours.

Seto: Oo

Yuugi: oO

Malik: -.-;;

Bakura: 00

Jou: OO

Rishid: :D

Malik: ...you guys didn’t know that...?

Jou: (finally comes out of his stupor) No way is that real! (looks carefully at it) It must be glued on! (desperately tries to pull it out)
Rishid: OUCH. Jounouchi, stop that! It’s real, I tell you! REAL!

Jou: YOU LIE!

Seto: For once I must agree with the bonkotsu. Rishid’s is almost as fake as Yuugi's.

Yuugi: How many times do I have to tell you...? Jounouchi, Honda, and Anzu spent months trying to prove it was fake.

Seto: Hmph.

Malik: Oh well, mine’s the second-longest.

Bakura: No it’s not.

Malik: Is too.

Seto: By the way Yuugi, how exactly do you “use” yours?

Yuugi: It can show the difference between me and the Pharaoh.

Bakura: Is not.

Malik: Is too.

Bakura: Is not.

Malik: Is too.

Bakura: Is not.

Rishid: AAARGH! NO JOUNOUCHI, IT IS NOT MADE OF SEAWEED! WILL SOMEONE PLEASE GET HIM OFF ME!

Malik: Is too.

Bakura: Is not.

Malik: Is too.

Yuugi: -.-;;

Seto: SHADDUP! (stomps over, yanks out some of Malik’s and Bakura’s and measures them) Bakura’s hair is longer. Sheesh.

FIN

Yes, they were talking about their hair during the entire thing, and this fic was rated... for YOUR perverted mind.

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