Yay for a request from the wonderous keistje! I miss you, hon, but I'm glad we're able to keep in touch, even if we only talk every few months. xD;

Saiyuki not mine, etcetera and so on.

Request – Gojyo/Goku, "Smoke"

:D

Goku gagged and coughed and spluttered and threw the cigarette on the floor. Gojyo rescued it before it could burn a hole in the carpet.

"How do you - " insert a hacking wheeze " - smoke those things?.!"

"Takes practice, monkey." Gojyo clapped him on the back, setting off another string of coughs. "I told you not to inhale so deep." Though he couldn't blame the boy for his disgust; these generic Pole cigarettes tasted like crap.

From beyond the inn door, Sanzo shouted, "What the hell are you two idiots doing?"

The red-head grinned. "Not to worry, Sanzo-sama," he shouted back. "Goku's just smoking my Pole."

"WHAT?.!"