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One month later

I stuffed my gym uniform into my locker after gym class and sat down on the bench in the middle of the room. I wiped my face off with my towel and sighed. The last month had been so horrible. My Grandparents had been nicer to me, but I hadn't heard a thing about Stanley or Pendanski. It was driving me mad. I got up to leave, when I heard a few girls talking on the other side of the lockers.

"Hey, did you hear about that fat kid that lived down the street...uh, what's his name?"

"Yelnuts, I think."

"Stanley," I whispered to myself.

"Yeah, him. He's really rich now. His dad discovered some foot odor spray thing and got him out of prison."

"I heard that he sent all of the people who ran the prison to jail."

"Well, if he's rich now, maybe I'll go out with him."

I turned the corner of the lockers and interrupted. "Where did you hear that?"

They all looked up at me. "What?"

I grunted in frustration. "What you've been talking about! Where did you hear it!"

"It was in the paper this morning! Don't have a cow!"

"Thanks!" I ran out of the locker room to go buy a paper.

Stanley's POV

Our new limo pulled up at our new private school. Zero tugged on the ringlets in his hair nervously.

"There it is. Our new school." I smiled as I looked it over. As the limo driver opened my door and I got out, I started searching the school grounds for Deyna. Give it up, man. She's not at this school. I led Zero up the stairs and inside to the office.

I caught the secretary's attention. "Excuse me."

She turned. "Hello, what can I do for you?"

I smiled. "Hi, I'm Stanley and this is my friend, Hector. We're new here."

"Okay, why don't you talk to my assistant. She's on the other side of that partition over there."

I turned in the direction that she pointed to and walked up to it. I knocked on the partition, but didn't go to the other side. A hand grabbed the side of the partition and someone I already knew rolled out on her chair.

"Deyna?" I said in disbelief.

She smiled at me. "Hey, Caveman."

Needless to say, after that, Deyna and I fell all over each other. Zero says he felt like chucking. Ha ha. Anyways, Deyna and I were pretty much inseparable after that. She forgave me for sending her dad to jail, and we used to visit him every week. We also used to visit the Warden, who is Deyna's - Oops! I almost gave away something! Have you read "How I Met Stanley Yelnats 2: Custody" yet? No? Well, you'd better get to it, man! So this is Stanley Yelnats signing out for his wife, Deyna Yelnats, who is at the moment swinging her cast at me. No Deyna! I promise I wrote down everything that you told me! I didn't add anything, I swear!

The End!