Golden Bullet - Entry 1!

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Notes from 100-series:
I am the creator of way too many MOMO x Jr. fics as it is. But, I saw this and couldn't say no. So here's 30 fics that will seriously test any fan's mush tolerance level.
This is a 30kisses challenge entry. If you don't know about the "30 kisses" challenges and themes them I will explain. On LiveJournal there are several groups that will give a challenge. 30kisses has a list of short themes, most of them only one or two words to think about. A fic has to be written about each theme. The catch is, each one also has to have a kiss in it, though it doesn't have to be literal or between the pairing the fic is about. There are a few different groups based on this idea, and I just joined one at random. XD
These fics will mostly be one-shots, but there are a few that tie together. So, if you find yourself confused, just read the description!

Other News:
Find Us Peace is on Hiatus since my latest chapter (all that hard work!) got wiped out before I was able to upload it as the result of an error I made while backing up my computer for a reformat. (groan.) Also, there are pictures from Xenosaga 3 available on the web now! Check it out, and I'll try to get all my fics done before XS3 rends them all completely wrong.

That is all! I hope you have as much fun reading this as I have had writing it.

"It's Electric!"
30kisses Challenge #3 - Jolt!
Description: During the Proto Merkahba mission, humor.
(The characters and Xenosaga belong to their creators and not me)

Jr. and Shion, the natural leaders of the group, took the point as usual while MOMO and KOS-MOS ran behind them in that order. Ziggy ran protectively behind MOMO, and chaos behind KOS-MOS. Their little train of adventurers usually kept together according to their unique bonds as they made their way through dangers unfathomable. Currently, that danger was the gigantic space station used to create MOMO, the ominous Proto Merkahba.

Proto Merkahba was an electronic labyrinth filled with Gnosis creatures that defied death even more so than the standard fare, mutated realians, and dangerous security robots. They stuck closely to each other as they ran up the many flights of stairs, avoiding the Gnosis where possible. There weren't many steps left to cover as they ascended to the final platform.

"Now we're getting somewhere!" Jr. yipped excitedly, as he found the door to the top floor. "There's no more space to go up, so we must be close, right?"

"Didn't these people think of elevators?" Shion grumbled, catching her breath as she stopped. "I mean really!"

"Let me see if I can open the door," MOMO said with a calm smile. "It will only take a moment."

The small pink-haired realian pressed her hand against the console and closed her eyes. Jr. watched closely in amazement as her hand began to glow and resonate with the controls. It was an incredible hacking attempt that surpassed his own skills. This admiration was cut short as she jerked slightly, attracting everyone's attention to something amiss.

"Eip!" she yelped, as suddenly her eyes fluttered open in surprise. A blue spark of electronics shot up her fingers and into her body and jolted her. Ziggy, Jr., and Shion all started at the sight.

"MOMO!" Ziggy said loudly but with a calm head, as her golden eyes dimmed and she fell backwards unconscious into his arms.

"She's not breathing!" Shion stated the obvious, while Jr. was panicking.

"Stay calm," Ziggy stated. "One of you must preform CPR. My lungs do not function in such a manner."

KOS-MOS did not seem the least bit worried, but offered her advice nonetheless. "Neither do mine. Gaignun Kukai Jr., please commence resuscitation immediately.

Jr. flinched nervously. "Wha-you mean like mouth to mouth?"

KOS-MOS blinked. "That would be correct. My database states that you possess this skill. Is there a problem?"

"W-Why me?" Jr. choked. "Make Shion do it! A guy shouldn't do it!"

"Well I- I don't know how to give CPR!" Shion yelled at him. "Besides, you should do it because... you know!"

"No way, you do it!" he yelled back. "You know ju-jitzu and first aide, so you must know CPR!"

"How should I know that?" she sniped again. "We all know you know how to do it already, so do it!"

Ziggy was growing impatient with their bickering. "Just do it, Jr. MOMO is in serious danger."

"Yeah, but... but..." Jr.'s face turned slightly pink. "I don't you know... have her permission..."

"Sure you do," Shion said, nudging him.

"I could do it," chaos suggested, taking a step forward. This immediately earned him death glares from both the URTV and the Vector scientist.

"You stay out of this chaos!" Shion said, stabbing daggers at him with her eyes. "Jr. is going to do it!"

"Okay, okay!" the red-haired URTV gave in and kneeled beside MOMO, who Ziggy laid on her back against the ground. He took in a deep breath trying to comfort himself with the thought that this was not a real kiss, and he needed to save MOMO after all, there was absolutely nothing indecent about it. However, that wasn't working for him very well and he began to sweat as his face drew closer and closer.

Shion whispered to her android friend, "Get this on film."

"Affirmative."

"Hurry up," Ziggy grumbled, his voice was beginning to show his immense inner frustration. If his lungs were not cybernetic, he would have done it himself the moment it happened.

Jr. wasn't about to let himself get shown up by the cyborg again, so he swallowed and pressed his mouth against MOMO's while holding her nose. This was only a few seconds after the ralian's eyes opened and she fully regained consciousness. Her internal nano repair systems had repaired the damage entirely. Waking to a plugged nose and a lip lock confused her as it would anyone, and she began to flail violently, accidently smacking Jr. in the head with the back of her hand.

"What are you doing?" she squeaked, face pink as a sakura petal as she sat up. Jr. rubbed his face and Shion was laughing so hard she might fall over. It took a moment before it all came together for the confused little realian. "Oh, I'm sorry I hit you!" she said meekly, and put a hand on his shoulder with a tender gentleness. "Are you alright?"

"I'm fine!" he spouted embarrassedly, and shrugged her hand off, facing the other direction. He brushed off his jacket though it had nothing on it, and put on his down-to-business face. "Well, the door didn't open, so lets find another way in!"

MOMO looked up at Ziggy and Shion in guilt as Jr. walked away, believing that she must have done something wrong. The two adults only shook their heads in dismay and told her not to worry.

"Please wait one moment," KOS-MOS said. "I will attempt to open the door manually."

"How?" Jr. asked her. "There's no lock or handle!"

KOS-MOS answered by calling forth her two triple chain guns from the ether circuit. Jr. had just enough time to duck for cover before the android went postal on the door. Everyone covered their ears out of fear of going deaf as the bullets blasted constantly for several seconds, tearing the door apart. Once it was a pile of smoking metallic rubble, the bullets stopped, the chain guns slowed to a halt, and the guns disappeared.

"Well," Jr. said hesitantly, looking at the cleared path. "That's one way of doing it..."