Title: Old Age Isn't That Bad
Author: John, Tekli's little brother.
Rating: K+. Warning: Zelos.
Disclaimer: John does not own Tales of Symphonia, nor does he claim to.

Zelos was old. Zelos was old, grey, and wrinkled. There he sat in his mansion with piles of fan mail, cash an presents. Even though he had all these things, he was unhappy. Did I live my fullest? thought Zelos. Should I have been helping the homeless or donating to charities instead of having sex with anything that had a hint of estrogen?

A servant walked in and said, "Sir Zelos, the Altamira Bunny Girls are here as you requested."

Zelos paused for a moment. What was I thinking?

Tekli's Note:
I have a very interesting little brother.
I only edited for a bit of grammar.