Disclaimer: Although it would be a lot more interesting if I owned the WWF, I don't. It's the property of Vince McMahon.

I wrote this back during the WWF, sorry that it's outdated!

The WWF Requirement Sheet

The newest addition to the WWF looks at a fill-out form that his new boss, Vince McMahon gave him with raised eyebrows.

"Err, Mr. McMahon, if you don't mind me asking, is this a sick joke?"

Vince stares at him shocked.

"Of course not! Just answer the questions!"

The newcomer sighs and grabs a pen.

The WWF Requirement Sheet

Question #1: Does your body allow you to be chokeslammed many times, daily? (Answer honestly)

Question #2: Are you prepared to sit through hours of Triple H talking about how darn good he is?

Question #3: Can you actually wrestle? (Please say yes)

Question #4: Can you understand what Edge & Christian are saying half the time?

Question #5: Have you gone through puberty yet?

Question #6: Do you know any smart lawyers who can see through our loopholes?

Question #7: Do you hate any of our WWF superstars with a passion so strong, we have to immediately fire you?

Question #8: Are you gay? (We're just curious)

Question #9: Are you Canadian?

Question #10: Would you ever freak out upon seeing Jeff Hardy's hair? (Answer truthfully)

Question #11: Would you ever spread rumors that Chyna's actually a guy?

Question #12: Would you ever bang Trish Stratus?

Question #13: What does the word "retire" mean to you?

Question #14: Would you ever be willing to guest star on MadTV?

Question #15: Would you ever stare at Triple H's nose even if he told you to stop multiple times? (Answer truthfully)

Question #16: Has your mom allowed you to swear on TV yet? (You better answer truthfully or we'll sic Steven Richards on you)

Question #17: Will you please tell Kurt Angle that his Olympic Gold Medal win was centuries ago and that no one even remembers?

Question #18: Would you happen to be very stupid? (Answer truthfully)

Question #19: Would you be willing to marry the Helmsleys' daughter in the future if they can't find anyone else?

Question #20: Did you lie through any of these questions? (Answer truthfully)

Back to Reality…

The newcomer hands Vince the fill-out form.

"You guys are crazy, but I'll still join."