Yes, limericks about snozzcumbers. Math was boring today…

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Snozzcumbers are quite disgusting,

Especially when they are musting,

I’d rather not eat them,

Or even greet them,

Of snozzcumbers I am not trusting.

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Giants roam all over the place,

Eating things with a face,

But the BFG is giving,

He makes his living,

All around dreams he does chase.

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But the BFG needs to eat,

His dinner is no treat,

To save us all,

His dinner does appall,

To choke down a snozzcumber’s a feat!

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To snozzcumbers you can’t add spice,

Nothing will make it taste nice,

Not peanut butter,

Or cookies from mother,

Or even a fresh lemon slice.

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So if you visit the BFG,

Here’s a tip to you from me,

If you’ve a hunch,

That there’ll be lunch,

Grab a snack before entry!

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