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Nota Lone
Author of 27 Stories

Rated: K - English - Humor - Reviews: 16 - Published: 09-20-05 - id:2587401

Yes, limericks about snozzcumbers. Math was boring today…


Snozzcumbers are quite disgusting,

Especially when they are musting,

I’d rather not eat them,

Or even greet them,

Of snozzcumbers I am not trusting.


Giants roam all over the place,

Eating things with a face,

But the BFG is giving,

He makes his living,

All around dreams he does chase.


But the BFG needs to eat,

His dinner is no treat,

To save us all,

His dinner does appall,

To choke down a snozzcumber’s a feat!


To snozzcumbers you can’t add spice,

Nothing will make it taste nice,

Not peanut butter,

Or cookies from mother,

Or even a fresh lemon slice.


So if you visit the BFG,

Here’s a tip to you from me,

If you’ve a hunch,

That there’ll be lunch,

Grab a snack before entry!


Review and I'll love you forever!



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