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possessed by the anime
Author of 19 Stories
Rated: T - English - Humor/Humor - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 10-15-05 - Published: 09-22-05 - id:2589045

I know I said five more reviews, but who's counting! XD

Holy BishiesInTheShower, this is in some peoples' favorites! I feel so touched... :)

By the way, the song is Kawaita Sakebi, the opening theme from the YuGiOh first series... Y'know, before Duelist Kingdom... It's a great song, availiable at www(dot)janime(dot)info along with all the other original Japanese YuGiOh themesongs NO, I AM NOT ADVERTISING! I AM NOT AFFILIATED WITH THEM IN ANY WAY! I'm just telling you where I got the song. Sheesh. T.T


About twenty minutes later the scene in the living room had calmed down considerably, that is until Pegasus walked in. Noah screamed bloody murder and scrambled back under the sofa. Mokuba glared at Pegasus and attempted to console his stepbrother. Yuugi got up, stormed over, and slapped Pegasus in the face.

OH MY FREAKIN RA YUUGI-CHAN GOT VIOLENT! OoO

Pegasus nearly pissed himself. "W-w-what?"

(Slap) "You sick, perverted freak!"

Pegasus was backed up against the wall, trembling.

(SlapSlapSlap) "CHILD MOLESTOR!" X(

Pegasus began groveling at Yuugi's feet. "S-spare me, I beg of you...!"

"YOU DISGUSTING CYCLOPTIC PEDOPHILE!"

But before Pegasus had to suffer the wrath of a pissed off munchkin, Atemu burst into the room, now fully clothed, and threw his arms around Yuugi's waist in the most not gay, heterosexual, brotherly way possible, you yaoi-obsessed pervs! "AIBOUUUUUUUUUUUUU! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! REMEMBER THE ANGER MANAGEMENT CLASSES! REMEMBER THE STEPS! DO NOT UNLEASH YOUR FURY ON INNOCENTS! DO NOT JOIN THE DARK SIDE - oh it's you, Pegasus." He let go of Yuugi. "In that case, sorry to disturb you. Do continue punishing him." He flopped down on the sofa and started devouring the leftover tacos.

Left with nothing else to do, a few people turned on the TV. Spongebob Squarepants was on. (A/N yes I know they are in Japan and Spongebob is American, just bear with me and don't be dissing Spongebob!)

Anzu soon entered. Upon catching sight of one another, she and Yuugi blushed profusely. "Well!" said Honda, "I think we all know who THEIR bedmates were..." Everybody snickered, except Rebecca.

"Who? Who were their bedmates?"

"I'll tell you when you're older..."

Yuugi and Anzu sat with their friends. A few minutes later, for lack of anything better to do, Yuugi started singing to himself.

Kono mama mou sukoshi

Arukou kata wo daki

Kieyuku yume wo kazoe

Kareteku nakama wo mita.

Eventually he got louder.

Kayoi nareta michi ni

Mayoi komu kono goro

Yami ga mou hitori no

Jibun wo tsukuru...

As he got to the chorus, his friends joined in.

Kawaita sakebi ga!

Kujike souna mune wo tsukisasu

Kimi wo sasotte sekai wo mitai na come along with me

Dare ni mou dasenai

Kotae ga boku no naka ni aru

Kake hiki ga kagi

Todoke fly at higher game!

"WILL YOU ALL JUST SHUT UP!" Bakura shrieked. A few others frowned. Yuugi-tachi's singing wasn't THAT bad... actually it was pretty good.

Then came Seto. He saw Atemu. He freaked out. "OH HELL NO! AS SOON AS WE GET HOME I AM PLACING A FRICKIN' RESTRAINT ORDER ON YOU, AND CHARGING YOU WITH SEXUAL HARRASSMENT!"

Atemu flipped him the bird. "Up yours, blue boy."

And now, the time you've all been waiting for... THE RETURN OF THE PSYCHO VOICE! "Good morning, my darlings... and Pegasus... did you all sleep well?"

"NO, DAMN YOU!"

"Pegasus..."

"What!"

"I have something for you."

"What...?"

"A drink."

"W00t! What is it, what is it, what is it!"

"A nice hot cup of Shaa Taap." (A/N don'tget it? try reading it out loud)

And thus marbles rained from the sky, hitting Pegasus on the head and knocking him out. Then an evil grin of revenge came across Noah's face. He kicked Pegasus into a closet, walked in, and closed the door. (A/N I'd like to dedicate this moment to Shortstop189 and his fic, Survivor Duelist Style)

A disturbing sound of clothing removal was heard, followed by a horrible stench, and something that sounded like,

"Pssssssssssssssss..."

to be continued


possessed by the anime/ I almost forgot to do the disclaimer! Okay, here it is. I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. Takahashi Kazuki-sempai does.

Takahashi Kazuki/ Kon'nichi wa, minna.

pbta/ OoO OH MY GOD!

TK:D

pbta/ SU KI DA KAZUKI-SEMPAI!

TK/ -.-;; Uhh… arigatou?

pbta/ !

TK/ o.o;;;;;; (runs for his life)

pbta/ EEEEK! ORE-SAMA NO DARLING! XD

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