Trapping the Colonel
by Cleo the Muse
Rating: All Ages
Genre: General, Humor
Warnings: Absolutely none
Episodes: Set pretty much any time, seasons one through five or season seven
Synopsis: One hundred-word fic... How do you keep a Colonel occupied?

Trapping the Colonel

"So why isn't he in here bugging you?" Sam asked.

Daniel smiled, glancing up from the inscription he was studying only briefly.

Realization dawned on Carter. "You didn't."

Daniel's grin widened.

"You did," she moaned. "That was cruel, Daniel. He's never going to want to leave, now."

"Gives me more time to study this temple," the archaeologist shrugged, "and you can take those soil samples you wanted without him griping."

She grinned. "I like the way you think." As she left the temple, Sam barely contained her laughter at the sight of Jack O'Neill furiously working on a Rubik's Cube.