Here it is…the last chapter!

AN: I never seriously considered the Bulk/Trakeena pairing. I actually favored Trakeena/Olympius-they were so similar; both wanted the affection of a parent with a dominating personality-but they were villains and from different seasons. I thought no one would read it. I changed to Skull/Trakeena and then Bulk/Trakeena when I decided that this would be a humor fic. This Bulk and Skull fic also let me bring Deviot, one of my favorites, into the story.

I don't own Return of the Jedi.

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"The Rangers are in this room" Trakeena said as they entered a room with 6 large cages. Each cage contained a set of Rangers.

"Bulk? Skull?" Kimberly exclaimed.

"No! Trakeena's here!" Mike said.

"Relax, I'm on your side."

"Should we believe you?"

"Give her a chance, Andross," said Karone from Astronema-related feelings of guilt.

"Whoever you are, listen! An evil sorcerer has released Demons from the Shadow World. They will wipe out all life in a holocaust the likes of which has never been seen! We're all going to die! You have to kill the queen. The queen is the key. Kill her! The end is upon us all!"

"Shut up, Ryan!" all of the Lightspeed Rangers said.

"Actually, the lad is almost right. The world is in danger but I am not a queen," said Zhao as entered behind Bulk, Skull, and Trakeena. He began to fire lightning from his fingers at them.

"Young fools. Only now, at the end, do you understand." More lightning. They dropped to the floor.

"Your feeble skills are no match for my quotes from Return of the Jedi. You will pay the price for your lack of vision! Now, young Bulkmeyer and Skullovich, you will die."

"Wait! Shouldn't you tell us your plan first? Emperor Palpatine did it in Return of the Jedi," Skull begged.

"Hmm. Perhaps I should. Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. By kidnapping the Rangers and resurrecting the monsters, I was strong enough to conquer the universe. But there was one monster that I didn't bring back…until now. Dark Specter…Give me your power!" A red pentagram appeared beneath Zhao's feet. He grew talons and Malagore-shaped teeth. While he was transforming Bulk punched him and grabbed the keys to the Rangers' cells. Trakeena used her insect powers to keep him busy while Bulk and Skull each unlocked three cells.

Zhao forced Trakeena out of the way with lightning.

"This is the end of the road, Zhao! It's morphin' time!" Tommy said.

"Shift into Turbo!"

"Let's Rocket!"

"Go Galactic!"

"Lightspeed Rescue!"

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Zhao disappeared and reappeared outside in space, Dark Specter-sized. All of the Rangers called on their most powerful Megazords for the ultimate battle. Bulk, Skull, and Trakeena knew that they couldn't help, so they went to find the Galaxy Book.

Unbeknownst to anyone, Rita, Zedd, and the Psycho Rangers had returned to the asteroid. Meanwhile, Trakeena found the spell that her father wanted.

"He fa shala hala nuno bala. Karom kalaca ja. Vitsho kaiani. Ranu lanu kost amojan." A wave of clear energy flowed through the asteroid.

"Oh no! Not this again! Hold me Zedd!" The wave didn't kill any of the evil forces or change their appearance, but it left them powerless, and gave them a human-like lifespan. It had additional affects on Deviot, Olympius, and Bansheera.

"My thoughts make sense again! I'm so sorry that I mistreated you all."

"Why are we kissing?" Deviot asked.

"This never happened," Olympius said.

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Outside, the rangers defeated Zhao and a giant explosion (even though it's impossible in the vacuum of space) somehow lit the sky.

Inside the asteroid another musical based on A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum began.

Skull: (in front of Trakeena and Bulk) Lovers divided get coincided. Something for everyone.

T&B: A comedy tonight!

Skull:(in front of Scorpius and Divatox) Father and mother get one another.

Scorpius: Something for everyone.

Divatox: (whispering) A tragedy tonight!

Olympius: (with Scorpina) I get Trakeena's sister. She gets the best!

Scorpina intereupted the song to inform him, "I'm going to be cheating on you with Goldar!"

Olympius simply responded, "Whatever bitch! I'm still getting your political connections!"

Bansheera: I get my sanity!

Skull: I get a rest!

Darkonda: (to Deviot) You had a worthless plan!

Deviot: I'll make a priceless plan!

Tommy:(with the other Rangers) We get the thing we want to be-free!

All: Free! Free! Free! Nothing for kings! Nothing for crowns! Something for lovers, liars, and clowns!

Rita&Zedd: What is the moral? Must be a moral?

Skull: Here is the moral wrong or right-morals tomorrow! Comedy, comedy, comedy tonight!