Teen Titans Know Your Stars

By: Dark Magician Grrl

A/N: Hi there! Thanks for clicking on the link to this story! I think you’ll like.

Important note: Thank you to Nintendo Queen for inspiring me to write this story. This is dedicated to you, Nintendo Queen. Please read her stories, W.I.T.C.H. Know Your Stars, and Yu-Gi-Oh Know Your Stars.

Please read, and I hope you’ll enjoy it!

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans or any other random cartoons or Anime mentioned. I own my voice and me though. At least I think I do…

Victim One

Robin

Robin looked around a dark stage. “Hello? I heard there was going to be a competition here.”

The lights came on and Robin could see a stool in the center of the stage.

“Welcome Robin. Please sit down.” A girl’s voice said sweetly.

“Why?” Robin asked, looking around for the person who was talking.

“JUST SIT DOWN!” The voice screamed.

Robin jumped on the stool.

“Thank you.” The voice said.

“Who are you?” Robin asked.

“That’s not important.” The voice replied.

“Are you sure?”

“Yes.”

“Are you sure you’re sure?”

“Fine. My name is not important. But you may call me DMG.” The voice said.

“DMG? Is that short for something?”

“Yes.”

“What?”

“If you must know, Dark Magician Grrl.” The voice said, dryly.

“Is that your real name?” Robin asked.

“No.”

“What is you real name?”

“I’m not telling?”

“Why not? Even if you don’t tell, it’ll still be your name.”

“Fine. Rebecca is my name.”

“Okay Rebecca. Do you work for Slade?”

“SHUT UP AND LEMME START!” I screamed.

“…”

“Thank you. Ahem… Know your stars… Robin…”

“What’s going on?” Robin asked.

“Robin… He wants to marry Tofu…”

“No I don’t! That’s Beast Boy!” Robin yelled.

“Oooookay then. Robin… He is Slade’s fourth cousin six times removed.”

“What the hell?” Robin said.

“I dunno. I didn’t write that one. It looks like Terra’s handwriting. Robin… He loves Blackfire…”

“No I don’t! I love Starfire! I swear!”

Starfire walked onstage. “You Klorbag!” She ran offstage, crying.

“Wait! Star! It’s a lie!” Robin shouted, jumping off the stool.

“Get back on that stool, Robin.” I said.

“But Starfire-“

“Just get on the stool.”

“But Rebecca-“

“NEVER CALL ME BY MY REAL NAME! NOW GET ON THAT STOOL!” I screamed.

Robin climbed back on the stool.

“Good. Robin… He uses 75 bottles of hair gel a day… How’s that for wasteful?”

“Cyborg does that!” Robin yelled.

“Cyborg doesn’t have hair.”

“Oh.”

“Robin… He stole Beast Boy’s moped…”

Beast Boy ran onstage. “DUDE! Give me my B-ped!”

Raven floated onstage, grabbed Beast Boy’s ear and dragged him offstage.

“Robin… He eats Naco’s in his off time…”

“What’s a Naco?” Robin asked.

“Never mind.”

“Why are you doing this?”

“Because it’s fun. Robin… he’s really Miroku from Inuyasha…”

Sango ran onstage. “That’s where you went, pervert!”

SLAP.

Sango walked offstage, and Robin lay on the ground, twitching.

“Thanks Sango! That’s gotta hurt. Robin… He glomped Tea from Yu-Gi-Oh…”

“Stay away from Tea!” Yugi yelled backstage.

“Who’s Tea?” Robin asked, getting back on the stool.

“Robin… He tried to kill Seto Kaiba...”

Seto Kaiba fangirls ran onstage and start beating up Robin.

“HELP ME!” Robin screamed.

“Enough! Go back to your seats!” I said.

The girls left.

“Why’d you let them hurt me?” Robin asked, getting back on the stool.

“’Cause you need to downsize your ego. Don’t get me wrong, I don’t hate you. But I don’t like a lot either.”

“I don’t have an ego.” Robin said.

“And I’m not crazy.”

“You aren’t?”

“Be quiet. Robin… He likes to wear Raven’s clothes… What are ya! Some kinda sicko!”

“I don’t do that!” Robin yelled.

“You’re the same height as her. Her clothes would fit you. Your clothes fit her.”

“She wore my clothes!” Robin shouted.

“Duh. Remember the episode “Quest”?”

“Oh.”

“Robin… He washes his underwear in cheese…”

“I only did that once!” Robin yelled.

“You mean you really did that?”

“I… Ummm…”

“Robin… He likes to watch Power Rangers while he’s in his underwear…”

“Only on Saturdays.” Robin said.

“I didn’t need to know that. We’ll continue soon! Hope you come back!” I said.

End Chapter One

A/N: I hope you liked it! One rule when reviewing, no flames please.

Robin: Why’d you bash me?

Me: You know I don’t hate you. I’m sorry but that’s what Know Your Stars is all about.

Robin: It is?

Me: Don’t you ever watch All That? I don’t like it, and I still know what Know Your Stars is. Anyway, Starfire is next up! Please review!