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Haruko-Mizumi
Author of 41 Stories
Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Reviews: 115 - Updated: 07-21-06 - Published: 09-27-05 - Complete - id:2596163

A/N: I am so, so, so, so sorry for the wait with this chapter!

If you've been reading my other stories, you know that summer's kept me a lot busier than I thought it would, but hopefully I'll find more time to write from now on.

Over 80 reviews! Wow, thanks so much you guys! It's so great you guys like the story, it means a lot to me!

Oh, some of my friends and I went to see Pirates 2 the day after it came out. We had to wait in line for an hour with two hundred other people, but it was well worth it. The movie was awesome! Anyone would liked the first movie should go see it. You'll love it!

So here's chapter six, and again, I'm sorry for the wait. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Teen Titans, or any other TV shows that may be mentioned here. I do own my voice though, and I ask that you don't steal it. (Yes, that was meant to be a joke.)

Victim Six

Bumble Bee

"Would someone please send me someone to bug so I can get outta here? I have a life you know." I said.

Bumble Bee walked out on stage. "Okay what's the big deal everyone's making about this place? It's just a stage."

"Welcome Bumble Bee. Finally."

"Hey, Sparky said there was a disembodied voice out here. I thought he just had a few screws lose."

"I have a body! Just sit on the stool."

"And if I don't?"

"JUST SIT ON THE RA BE DAMNED STOOL!"

Bumble Bee yelped and jumped on the stool.

"Thank you. Ahem. Know you stars… Bumble Bee…"

"What the hey are you doin'?"

"Bumble Bee… she has a mondo mega crush on Cyborg…"

Bumble Bee blushed. "I do not!"

"Yeah ya do! It's as plain as day!" I yelled.

"But it's not true!"

"Yeah, right. Bumble Bee…she has a shrine in her room dedicated to Usher… Ya know, I'm making part of my room into a Jack Sparrow shrine."

"Who's Usher, and who's Jack Sparrow?"

"You need to get out more. Bumble Bee… she stole Beast Boy's mo-ped…."

"Damn it Cyborg! Your girlfriend stole my B-ped!" Beast Boy shouted backstage.

"She's not my girlfriend!" Cyborg yelled.

"I'm not his girlfriend!" Bumble Bee yelled.

"Bumble Bee… she hates the colors black and yellow…" (Thanks Nintendo Queen!)

"Then why would I wear them?" Bumble Bee snapped.

"Ya got me. Bumble Bee… she stole my soymilk… HEY! Where is it!"

"What soymilk (burps)?" (Thank you Isla)

"Why you- Oh forget it. Bumble Bee… she has a crush on Bakura from Yu-Gi-Oh… Woah, girl, I know Bakura's cute and all, but I didn't know you were into dead guys." (Thanks xBakura's lovex. I changed it a little 'cause I didn't want to gross people out. I did like the idea though, I swear!)

"Who the hell is Bakura?"

"A hot psycho path, but his good side is cuter. Ryou's just so innocent, it makes me wanna hug him!"

"…Can we get this over with?"

"As you wish! Bumble Bee… her favorite TV show is Sponge Bob… Oh, that show is just so damn stupid!"

"Huh?"

"Bumble Bee… she loves to play with Barbie's… EW! Barbie is so stereotyped!"

"I do not!"

"Bumble Bee… she worships Dumbledore from Harry Potter 'cause his name means Bumble Bee…" (Thanks mrmistoffelees! I loved this one!)

"What!"

"Bumble Bee… she is actually a mouse in disguise and hides her ears in her hair…" (Thank you Sunny724!)

"I an not and do not!"

""Bumble Bee… she's really Tenten from Naruto… Wow, really!" (Thanks randomgirl! I totally love Naruto!)

"Who's Tenten?" Bumble Bee asked.

"Only the fourth most awesome person on Naruto. Third is Temari, second is Sakura, and first is Kakashi."

"Just get this over with."

"Bumble Bee… she likes to sing along to Britney Spears when she says she's working on a case…" (Thanks Rose Red 2.0!)

"Who's Britney Spears?"

"Okay, you really need to get out of the giant T more, and to answer your question, she's a dumb slut who's full of herself."

"Okay then…"

"Bumble Bee… she's dating that French bee from the Nasonex commercial… Okay, that's weird." (Thanks ItalianGal547!)

"Are you done yet?"

"As a matter a fact I am. You may go."

Bumble Bee got off the stool and walked off the stage, muttering.

"Hey wait! You didn't tell me what you did with the rest of my soymilk!"

End Chapter Six

A/N: There's chapter six.

Again I'm sorry I didn't have it up sooner. I'll have the next one up sooner, I swear.

I'm doing Speedy next, so if you have ideas, send them in your review, and I'll try and use them. I will give you full credit, of course.

Please review! Feedback is ever so welcome!

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