Title: Ride the Dolphin!
Author: Elf Asato
Written: September 27, 2005
Summary: Sorata and Kamui talk about dolphins.
Disclaimer: I don't own CLAMP or "is it chicken or tuna?"
Notes: A crackish drabble totally inspired by Erin French and my roommate...

Ride the Dolphin!
or, Is It Chicken Or Tuna?
By Elf Asato

"Okay, so, imagine that you're a dolphin."

"I don't want to imagine I'm a dolphin."

"Well...you are one, so just imagine you're a dolphin and--"

"But I'm not."

"I know, I know, but just pretend."

"...I'm a Seal."

"...So you're a dolphin, and you're swimming around in the sea, right? And all of a sudden this boat comes out of nowhere and--"

"But I told you I was a Seal."

"Kamui, just go with me on this one! You're a dolphin, okay?"

"No."

"So you're a dolphin, and this boat comes up to you--"

"Am I going to become tuna?"

"Yes, as a dolphin you'll become tuna, chicken of the sea. Anyway..."

"...So wait, is it chicken or tuna?"

"Kamui! We don't have time for this! I'm forgetting my point already."

"No really, Sorata, is it chicken or tuna?"

"...Uh."

"Well?"

"...So you're a Seal, okay? And all of sudden this Angel comes up to you and..."

End