He's been singing that for a while. I can hear him through the walls. I don't know why he bought the album, because it's entirely not his listening style. But I guess it would change anybody; I think I can forgive him for now.

But if he air-guitars down the hallway at 11 at night one more time, I'm going to kill him.

He stopped...

It must be that song again.

Which means any minute now...

"I don't believe in love! I never have, I never will!"

Don't you dare say that.

Ever.