RED FORMAN AND HIS INTRODUCTION

Red is sitting in his chair in the living room.

"Hi there. I'm Red Forman and welcome to my tidbit minute where I'll get to talk to you people about current topics in the world today, that damn rock crap, things that I'll get to kick your ass on, things that make me go bald, and so on and so forth. So prepare to be entertained by my hermit of a family."

Kitty and Eric enter the living room. Kitty is holding a pie and smiling and waving at the camera.

"Hi!" Kitty greets.

They both leave.

"Of course there are also annoying neighbors."

Bob enters wearing only a towel.

"Do you have any shampoo? I'm all out."

"Get out Bob, and don't come back until you know what pants are."

Bob leaves.

"Then there's of course Eric's annoying friends."

Eric's friends enter except for Fez.

"And of course the annoying gay one."

Fez enters and waves like a girl to the camera. All Eric's friends leave.

"There's a lot more, but... I don't really care about them... So sit back and relax. This is my very own tidbit minute."

TV AD: He's fast, he's funny, he's still bald! Catch Red Forman for more tidbit minutes coming your way real soon! Stay tuned!

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