Robinson Tokai R
Niklas "Hawk" Jonsson

Summary: Alone in a beautiful environment with a beautiful girl who wants to have your baby. Sounds good? Well, Tokai Hibiki certainly doesn't think so! In fact, he'd rather be anywhere else then alone with Jura right about now!

Disclaimer: Vandread, Nirvana and whatnot are not mine, though I certainly wish they were. The story is mine though, all mine. This story deals with some very unpleasant things. If this disturbs you, don't read.
If the layout looks screwy or symbols seems to be missing, you're probably reading the quickedit-mangled version of this fic on ff dot net, if it grates on your nerves too much, read it on hawksgalaxy dot com or something.

Feedback/Flames: Yes, please. Both of them are equally fun to read, although I must admit that I greatly prefer the first variety. :)
I can be found on ICQ as 21771860, MSN Messenger/E-mail as iamhawk at yahoo dot com, though not very frequently as real life lately interferes with my online existance more then I'd like. More stories are available at my nifty lil' site at hawksgalaxy dot com or by clicking on my handle up above.

"speech"
emphasis/shouts/Kindred Domination/post-hypnotic triggers
/thoughts/
/telepathy/
translation
+soundeffect/radio/telephone conversation/TV+

Merry XXX-mas!

This was released as one part of my smutty XXX-mas 2006 event, when I made a bunch of shit available at The Fanfiction Forum, ff dot net and fan-fics-r-us. Not all of it was smut, but most of it was at the very least naughty. What and where shit was released, is found here below:

FMP - Unbecoming Conduct Chapter 1 ( TFF for XXX-mas, ff dot net sometime after XXX-mas. )
HnG - The Scoundrel of Go Chapter 4 ( TFF for XXX-mas, ff dot net sometime after XXX-mas. )
HP - Black Heir Chapter 2 ( ff dot net, it had already been available at TFF for quite some time. )
HP - Fall of the Malfoys, Rise of the Blacks Chapter 2 ( ff dot net, it had already been available at TFF for quite some time. )
HP - Nymph in servitude Chapter 4 ( TFF, PP3+HaT Yahoo Groups, ff dot net sometime after XXX-mas. )
C Naruto - Master Nin Chapter 4 ( ff dot net, it had already been available at TFF for quite some time. )
Naruto - Master Nin Chapter 5 ( TFF for XXX-mas, ff dot net sometime after XXX-mas. )
NGE - A Night with Misato ( fan-fics-r-us for XXX-mas, it had already been available on TFF for quite some time. )
NGE - A Morning with Misato ( TFF for XXX-mas, fan-fics-r-us sometime after XXX-mas. )
Ranma ½ - Urd Muyo Chapter 1 ( ff dot net, it had already been available at TFF for quite some time. )
Vandread - Robinson Tokai Chapter 6 ( TFF for XXX-mas, ff dot net sometime after XXX-mas. )

And a naughty new year!

Previously, on 'Robinson Tokai'

She really shouldn't doubt Jura's love for her, not after all they had been through.

But after seeing those pictures of herself with male attributes, she couldn't help but to worry. What if Jura didn't find her attractive anymore?

"Daydreaming again, Barnette?" Jura asked with a concerned expression as she walked past on her way from the freezer with a bag of shrimps in her hands. "Thank you again for doing this..." she murmured and leaned over, giving Barnette a searingly hot kiss that nearly made her knees buckle, toppling her to the ground.

"N-no problem..." Barnette managed to get out, forcing herself to remain upright by pure strength of will.

No, she really shouldn't doubt Jura's love. Not after a kiss like that.

Though she couldn't help but wish that this evening was already over and done with.

Or at the very least that this dinner was only for her and Jura.

Roll credits

Chapter Six:

"Tokai."

"Barnette."

The two of them stood opposite one another, their eyes shooting daggers as they glared in silence after that brief initial exchange. Hibiki was wearing his usual clothes as that was all he had brought along clothes-wise when he went on his excursion to liberate one of the Vanguards, while Barnette was slipped out of her uniform and was very differently dressed compared to what she usually wore.

She was wearing a pale blue blouse along with a sky blue skirt, black pantyhose and black stiletto heels, a dark blue pendant in a silver chain hanging around her neck.

"Looking good, Barnette." Hibiki finally grunted reluctantly, a statement which caused the older woman’s eyebrows to reach for the skies and her eyes to widen noticeably.

"Thank you." she grunted out just as reluctantly after a few moments.

"Jura around?" he asked, floundering for something to say.

"She's freshening up." Barnette tersely replied and the two of them resumed the silent glares for nearly a full minute, before the silence was broken.

"Can I come in?" Hibiki asked.

"... Sure." Barnette sighed and stepped out of the way, allowing Hibiki to walk through the door. She looked up at the metal ceiling and prayed to whatever deities there might be for strength to get her through this ordeal, then closed the door a whole lot more gently then she actually wanted to.

In fact, if she had gotten it her way, she would have slammed the door in Hibiki's face as hard as she could when he stepped into the doorway.

"Something sure smells good in here." Hibiki commented, wistfully eyeing the covered dishes on the table.

"It damned well better, considering how much time we spent cooking it." Barnette spat out.

"What the hell is your problem?" Hibiki demanded, twirling around and glaring furiously at Barnette.

"Just give Jura your bloody seed and sod off! I don't want you here, male." Barnette snapped.

"Ugh, not that again?" Hibiki groaned and stalked off, sinking down in the sofa against the wall in a hapless slump. "I should have known that something was up when she offered to cook."

"That would require a measure of intelligence, something which you're sorely lacking in." Barnette commented acidly, a comment which caused Hibiki to bristle indignantly and leap out of the couch, stalking right over to Barnette and glaring up at the taller woman, fuming silently as he tried to calm himself down.

"While I'm not planning to give her my 'seed', Jura did invite me here and obviously want us to get along." he managed to get out between semi-gritted teeth. "So could we perhaps drop this hostile crap for the evening?" he requested tersely.

"... Sure, fine, whatever." Barnette sighed with a shrug of her shoulders. "For tonight only, male." she quickly amended.

"Fine by me, woman." Hibiki agreed just as quickly, relaxing his posture somewhat and desperately trying to come up with something to talk about while waiting for Jura to appear. He looked around the room, before his gaze finally returned to Barnette and a question came to mind. "Why are these so different?" he asked and gestured at Barnette's breasts.

"What?!" Barnette exclaimed.

"I haven't really thought about it before, but I've noticed in the last couple of days that no two are the same on you guys. Some are big, some are small. Some are firm, some are flabby. Some point up, some sag down." he explained and stepped aside, observing them from the side. "Yours for instance. They're smaller then Jura's or BC's, but larger then Parfait's or Paiway's. They're firmer then Jura's, but not as much as BC's. Jura's have somewhat of a sag to them, but the... Wozzthename... The nipples, point somewhat upwards. BC's just jut straight out, while yours perk upwards." he reflected and moved over to Barnette's other side, observing them from that angle as well. "I was just wondering why they're all so different."

"I... Uh... I don't know..." Barnette admitted after a terse few moments. "They just are." she continued and looked down at her own set, reflecting over his comments. "You're better off asking Paiway. She's studied some medicine, so she might know." she hinted, then looked up at him again. "BC's are firmer then mine?" she asked.

"Yeah. I looked at her stalking around the bridge yesterday. Hers are as solid as a pair of rocks compared to Ezra's." Hibiki replied. "Looks kinda strange, when compared with the rest of you."

"Never really thought of it before, I suppose." Barnette reflected. "She could have had them enlarged, I guess."

"You can make them larger? Whatever for?" Hibiki exclaimed in shock.

"Or smaller, if they're too large natural. But some get them enlarged because they rather like them that way." Barnette replied with an absent smile as she pondered Jura's marvellous set of fully natural love mounds.

"Hm. Weird." Hibiki commented with a shrug.

"You guys don't do that with your hoses?" Barnette inquired, a question which completely stumped Hibiki for a few moments.

"Dunno. Some may want them larger, I guess. But I've never actually heard it being done." he reflected after a few moments. "But I grew up with grandpa and didn't meet others all that often, until I moved to the city. Bart or Duero might know more about that." he explained.

"'Some may want to'?" Barnette repeated.

"Some who aren't born 'gifted' in that area, may want it to be larger." Hibiki clarified, then smirked. "Never heard of anyone who actually wanted a smaller one. We call them 'penises' or 'dicks', by the way. Not 'hoses'."

"Penis. ... Dick. ..." Barnette slowly repeated, as if tasting the words when she committed them to memory. "What purpose do they serve? I mean... What's the point with them?"

"Too pee with. To play with." Hibiki replied with a shrug and a faint blush. "From what I gather, it's like your pussies and clitoris, all rolled up into one."

"Weird." Barnette commented, glancing down at Hibiki's crotch as she thought back to Jura's drawing of Barnette packing one of those weird dicks. "They come in different sizes, you say?" she asked curiously.

"Sizes, shapes. Yeah." Hibiki replied with an embarrassed expression and a faint shrug, before looking around the room again. "Isn't she done yet?" he asked as Jura had yet to make an appearance.

"I'll go check." Barnette offered and walked over to the bathroom, knocking on the door. "Jura? You nearly done yet?" she asked.

"I'm nearly done! Just give me a minute." came the call from the other side of the door.

"Five to twenty more minutes." Barnette translated with a faint shrug.

"Oh, man. If I'd known that it'd take so long, I'd have eaten something first." Hibiki groused as his stomach complained loudly and insistently at not being instantly catered to.

"Males. No patience whatsoever." Barnette snorted.

"Isn't there something to snack on while we wait for her?" Hibiki inquired and jabbed a thumb in the direction of the bathroom door and the primping Jura to be found behind it.

Barnette sighed and strolled over to the table, grabbing a tray filled with hour'de houvres which she stalked over and thrust out at Hibiki, who plucked a small curious looking thing off it, turning it around and observing it from all angles.

"What's this?" he asked suspiciously, before taking a small bite out it, only to break out into a wide grin and stuffing the entire thing into his mouth. "Mmmm, it's really good!" he approved with a huge smile.

"Quiche." Barnette replied, before taking the tray back to the table.

"Quiche..." Hibiki replied, nodding to himself. "Well, whatever it was, thanks, it was delicious." he approved, licking his lips to get the final crumbs into his mouth and into his system.

"Thank you." Barnette replied. "You're not as bad company as you usually are." she added after a few moments. "I don't think I've ever heard you say thanks or compliment someone before."

"Well, I got to thinking some after me'n Jura got stranded and I've been talking with Misty after we got back." Hibiki slowly replied. "That has... Changed how I look at you women. ... Some, at least. I still think you're too pushy, too annoying and too much of a stick-in-the-mud." he explained, causing Barnette to clench her fists and prepare to pounce him, beating him to within an inch of his life. "But I don't look at you like insensitive inhuman man-eating monsters anymore. You're almost like me, only different. Just like how Duero and Bart are different from me, only more obviously so." he added, causing Barnette to stop dead in her tracks.

"Men and women really did use to live together, y'know. Some of the things I've found out after talking with Misty are... Well, it's gross. Seriously gross! But it did get me thinking about how I've been treating you guys and... Well... I figured I needed to change that." Hibiki explained and finished with a sigh.

"What things?" Barnette inquired.

"Like... You know how you Mejale guys take your eggs, splice them with your genes and put them into your stomachs to get babies and how we on Tarak combine the genes of the parents and create babies in a laboratory genesis chamber?" Hibiki inquired.

"I knew that you didn't give birth to babies like we did, yes." Barnette replied evasively.

"Misty talked me through how it used to work, when men and women lived together." Hibiki replied with an expression that was a curious blend of disgust, disbelief and bewilderment. "Apparently... ... ... A-a-apparently men u-used to stick o-our dicks into y-your pussies until we climaxed. When that h-happens, we emit s-sperm, what Jura refers to as 'male seed'. This adds our genes to the woman’s e-egg, which the w-woman then carries around and eventually gives birth to a b-baby." he stutteringly explained, as his cheeks turned increasingly red during his explanation.

Jura slowly raised her fallen jaw, staring at Hibiki in complete disbelief. Her cheeks also sporting a furious blush at this point.

"Y-your k-kidding?!" she eventually managed to spit out, her eyes opened as wide as possible, if not even further then that.

"That was what Misty told me." Hibiki replied with a shrug. "She'd never done it herself, but she'd read and been told about it, apparently."

"That's revolting!" Barnette exclaimed in outrage. "Stuffing those weird hoses inside our love grottos?! Taking your bloody seed into our glorious bodies?! No bloody way!"

"Yeah, that's what I said too!" Hibiki agreed. "It's... It sounds like a tall tale, doesn't it?"

"The tallest tall story in the entire history of tall tales!" Barnette fervently agreed, then tilted her head as a notion struck her.

It wasn't as if there wasn't a precedent for putting things... There.

She and Jura both enjoyed the others and on occasion, their own, fingers to be put to use in there. There was also the question of...

Barnette blinked.

"Wait a moment..." she mumbled and rushed off to the bedroom, soon emerging again carrying one of her Wildo's.

"What the heck... Is that?" Hibiki asked as he stared at the odd device, his eyes opening increasingly wider as Barnette approached him.

"It's a Wildo. We use them for... Hrm. Self-pleasuring and pleasuring our partners." Barnette mumbled as her blush returned with a vengeance. "Is this..." she began, but couldn't bring herself to finish the sentence.

"It looks like a dick." Hibiki brazenly declared.

"That's what I was afraid of..." Barnette muttered.

"How do they work?" Hibiki asked as he stared at the strange object.

"We... We put them inside our pussies." Barnette reluctantly replied.

"How's that supposed to... ... Wait. You put these Wild ones inside your pussies? You put plastic dicks inside your pussies?"

"Wildo." Barnette retorted and averted her eyes.

"But that means... ... That means it might be true..." Hibiki whispered in a strained tone of voice.

"Yeah..." Barnette quietly agreed and the two of them fell into a stunned silence for a minute or so.

"Gross!" Hibiki finally declared. "That's just... Oh, gross!"

"My sentiments exactly!" Barnette fervently agreed with a fierce full-body shudder. "This is what your dicks look like?" she asked, glancing down at the Wildo.

"When hard, yeah." Hibiki admitted after a second glance at the foreign object. "Sort of, anyway."

Barnette nodded absently to herself, looking down at the Wildo and over at Hibiki. She tilted her head consideringly and then moved the Wildo over towards his crotch, trying to get a mental image of how he should look underneath his clothes.

"Hey! Get that thing away from me! I know where that has been!" Hibiki cried out and leaped back.

"It has been washed since we used it last." Barnette snapped and moved over, holding on to his right shoulder as she shoved the Wildo against his crotch, causing him to cry out in pain.

"Ow! Hey! Watch it! Mine isn't made of plastic, y'know!" he protested, as Barnette stared down at the spot where Wildo met pants.

"That looks soooo weird." she finally declared and took a few steps back, looking down at the Wildo in her right hand and then back over at Hibiki. "Really weird!"

"You're telling me. It's not like your pussies and breast seem all that natural to me either..." Hibiki groused as he adjusted himself through his pants, muttering under his breath about violent womenfolk with no consideration for a mans precious parts.

"So... If Jura wants your 'seed', she'll have to take... You'll have to... Inside of her?" Barnette stuttered with bulging eyes. "Yikes! Does she know?" she asked with a full-body shudder.

"Dunno. If she's talked to Misty about it, probably." Hibiki replied with a shudder of his own. The notion of doing so was just as distasteful to him as it was to Barnette.

Barnette shook her head and stalked over to the bathroom again, slamming her fist against the door a couple of times.

"Jura! Do you know where male seed comes from?!" she shouted through the door.

"Of course!" came the reply from the other side, causing the two occupants of the room to blanch in disgust. "From a man, of course!" Jura continued and the two of them nearly face-vaulted.

"From where on the man?" Barnette asked.

"Dunno." Jura cheerfully admitted, causing Barnette to fervently rub her temples, before she stalked away from the door and slumped onto the couch.

"I love her, don't get me wrong. But..." Barnette mumbled.

"I see your point." Hibiki said and seated himself in the couch as well, burying his face in the palm of his hands. "She'll be quite surprised, I'm guessing." he continued with a wry smile.

"That's the understatement of the millennium." Barnette snorted.

"Can I be the one to tell her?" Hibiki asked with an almost evil expression.

"... Perhaps you haven't changed all that much, after all." Barnette mumbled with a shake of her head. "I think I should be the one to tell her." she insisted.

"Meh, party-pooper." Hibiki snorted with a disappointed expression.

"You men have no delicacy." Barnette sniped at him, removing her hands from her temples to better glare at him.

"You women are too stuck up!" Hibiki snapped.

"Foul monkey!" Barnette snarled with a near-feral expression.

"Prissy sissy!" Hibiki countered and stood up, glaring down at Barnette.

"Evil hellspawn!" Barnette retorted and rose as well, bending down and looking daggers at him from point-blank-range.

"Woman!" Hibiki cried out and then, the two of them were kissing. He didn't quite know how he'd gone from being angry to pulling Barnette into his arms, claiming her lips with his. /Yeah, this must be how Jura got so good.../ he absently reasoned as the two of them fell back onto the couch, making out like there was no tomorrow. It was immensely more satisfying then kissing Jura was, more comfortable and hotter as well.

/Perhaps because she's more like a man?/ Hibiki thought to himself. /She's flatter, more muscular and she's not quite as prissy as the rest of them./ was one of the last coherent thoughts he had until he completely lost himself to the sensations he was experiencing.

Neither of the two knew just how long they'd been going at it before the bathroom door opened and Jura made her entrance.

"Ta-daaa!" she cried out and posed in the door opening, then became paralyzed with shock at what she was seeing. Hibiki had arrived, which was to be expected.

What wasn't, was his current position.

Barnette was lying on her back on the couch, her arms wrapped around Hibiki's torso. Her left leg was resting on the back of the couch and her right was sprawled to the side, hanging off it with her foot resting on the ground. Hibiki was between her legs, lying on top of her with his hands grasping the side of Barnette's head. They were rubbing groins and kissing each other like there was no tomorrow.

"Holy shit!" Jura exclaimed and stalked over to the couch, grasping Hibiki by the scruff of his neck, yanking him back and away from Barnette. "I know that I told you to get along with him, Barnette. But this wasn't what I had in mind!"

"I'm sorry. I don't know what came over me!" Barnette exclaimed with a wide-eyed stare at Hibiki who Jura was still holding by the scruff of his neck.

"Me either!" Hibiki announced to the world, a shocked expression on his face. "Sorry!"

"Don't be. But you owe me one, Hibiki. And you know what I want from you, right?" Jura demanded to know.

"Uh... Yeah..." he admitted, absently wondering if she'd be so gung-ho about it if she knew what was involved.

"You owe me one too, Barnette. And what I want from you is your cooperation in this matter. Okay?" Jura continued, turning her attention to Barnette.

"Okay..." she responded in a weak voice, feeling dreadfully ashamed of herself.

"All right then. Carry on. I'll go see how things are going in the kitchen." Jura said and released Hibiki, dropping him back down on top of Barnette.

"Jura!" Barnette cried out in protest.

"Don't mind me. Back as you were. It's all good." Jura told them as she strolled into the kitchen, humming an off-key tune to herself.

"What? What? What?" Barnette stuttered, trying to comprehend what had just taken place.

"Women are crazy! Crazy!" Hibiki muttered with a shake of his head, then quickly leapt off the prone woman when he realized just how he was positioned. "Got anything to drink around here? Something strong?" he asked with a half-panicked look in his eyes.

"You're not old enough to..." Barnette started, then shook her head. "Aw, fuck it. I need a drink too." she continued and headed for the drink cabinet, intending to mix the two of them a couple of really strong drinks.

The End! ( For now... )