Kilroy: I am once again bored and require amusement!

Lute: Oh great. He's back.

Zero: I was enjoying the break.

Lyn: Would you two shut up, I'm trying to sleep!

Hoobob: But he's updating.

Lyn: REALLY!

Kilroy: Is it really that surprising?

Lyn: ...Maybe...

Everyone else: YES!

Kilroy: ...Whatever.

Denning: Kilroy does not own Fire Emblem! (aims bow at Hoobob)

Zero: When did he get out of the closet!

Lute: CR-P!

Hoobob: -gulps-

Kilroy: Start the fic before he starts to kill us!

And so our group of heroes set off to do battle once more with the forces of evil.

"Who's to say if they are evil. Why, in their eyes, we are the evil ones," Wil said. Needless to say, he was ignored by all. Wil looked displeased. "Why am I still carrying this table with these people sleeping on it?"

You know what? You're right. I'm sick of it too. Everyone will wake up from their current comas.

Suddenly, Matthew awoke, and so did Serra, who immediately started to demand stuff from Nils, who was still carrying her.

"Why are you carrying me? Is it because you are in love with me? That's okay. I know I'm irresistible. Which is why I still don't know why my dear Erky hasn't fallen for me yet. Do you know why? Oh, right. You wouldn't want to talk about this. You are in love with me after all. So what is it that you like about me? Is it my personality? Or maybe it's my beauty? Will I ever guess? Ohh... I am just going to love this..." Serra said, continuing to babble. Nils started crying quietly. Erk, on the other hand, just started laughing.

"Why are you laughing at another's misfortune?" Lucius asked.

"Because it's not me," Erk said between laughs. He started to walk away, but Ninian stopped him.

"You will go back there, and you will get Serra off of him, or I will tell her that you confessed your love for her to Lucius," Ninian said. Erk immediately stopped laughing.

"You wouldn't."

"Just try me."

"I hate you."

'yoU tAlkIN' AboUT mE Now?'

'Shut up. Not everything is about you.'

'Why are you still here?'

'I'm afraid to go back to Florina's head.'

'YoU cAn STAy hEre If yOU WanT. I dOn'T miNd.'

'But I do.'

'Are you going to kick me out? Just like Florina did? Wahhh...'

'Fine. You can stay, for now. But, I do expect you to go back eventually.'

'Yay!'

"Fine. Serra!" Erk shouted at the annoying, pink-haired one. Serra immediately hopped off of Nils' back and ran over to Erk.

"I'll see you later, Nils!" Serra shouted back. Everyone else was stunned.

"That's... the shortest phrase to come out of her mouth... ever," Ninian said, stupefied.

"Please don't come back!" Nils shouted after her.

"Aww... You're just so cute when you act like you don't love me," Serra said to Nils. She then turned around, and started running after Erk.

"I feel sorry for you," Lucius said. "I wish I could do something, but I don't think I can."

-Meanwhile, with Matthew-

He awoke, and found himself on top of a broken table, which was on top of Wil. Next to him, he saw a sleeping Eliwood. 'I wonder why we are on this table.' He tried to remember, but couldn't seem to remember. He shrugged, quickly pick-pocketed Wil, and ran off.

"I wonder when Eliwood is going to wake up," Wil said, setting down the table, and started to poke Eliwood with a stick.

-Inside Eliwood's head-

"Wait a second. Why am I still here? I thought that the author said we would all wake up from our comas," Eliwood said, a bit confused. A girl munching on a chocolate bar answered him.

"The author only said that you would wake up from your current coma. You fell into another when you first arrived, remember. That means that you are in your first coma, not your coma's coma," Toki responded. Eliwood began to cry as they hauled him off to be sacrificed to the Great Chocolate Ruler.

-Back with Mark-

"Aren't we supposed to be fighting a battle here?" Wallace asked. Everyone around him immediately attempted to tackle him, and failed. "Okay. What was that for?"

"Because if the author forgets about it, we won't have to deal with the boss," Mark said quickly.

"What is so bad about the boss? I bet that I could take him without breaking a sweat," Wallace said, beginning to rip off his armor. "With muscles like these, would you disagree with me?" he said, finally ripping off the armor, and flexing. Mark winced, and hid behind Lyn.

"The bosses just have a tendency towards crazy quirks, that are either coma inducing, or just plain too annoying for words," Lyn explained briefly, "I don't know about your current mental state, but your sanity may not survive the first boss." Wallace, having heard their explanation, became excited by what he thought was a challenge.

"Fine! We will go to fight this boss and I will prove to you my mental fortitude!" Wallace shouted, beginning to round up the others so that they could face the boss.

"That... kind of backfired. Didn't it?" Mark said, starting to cry a little. "I just hope I don't have to deal with him too much. I might have to kill myself," Mark said. Lyn looked obviously upset by this remark.

"No! You aren't allowed to!" Lyn shouted. Mark raised an eyebrow. "...What? I ...just don't want to have to... clean you up. You look like a bleeder." Mark slapped his forehead.

"Time to go!" Wallace bellowed, sending a shiver down everyone's spine.

"You want to face the boss, don't you, Sir?" Kent said, approaching he who had no hair. (Alliteration is fun!)

"You know me too well, Kent!" Wallace bellowed once again, giving Kent a firm slap on the back, which promptly sent Kent bowling over. "You've grown soft! Looks like you are getting special training, Kent!" Sain laughed from the distance. "Looks like Sain gets to join you, too!" The laughter quickly stopped.

And so they set off to face the boss, but little did they know, the obstacle that they would face.

"I wonder what this obstacle that the narrator oh so subtly hinted at," Florina said.

"Don't worry, whatever it is, I will protect you from it," Sain said, drawing closer to Florina.

"Right. That is unless its some sort of beautiful woman," Florina replied, knowing, like everyone else, Sain's weakness.

"But only if she is more beautiful that you, and I know that is impossible," Sain's corny response earned a blush from Florina. Which soon triggered Matthew.

"3... 2... 1..." Matthew counted down. Soon, everyone cooed and "Aww..." Completely ruining any sort of moment that might have just occured.

"I dislike you all with great intensity," Sain said, as Florina hid behind him in embarrassment. Everyone laughed. They continued onwards, being dragged along by Wallace. Soon, everyone noticed that they couldn't see anything.

"What is going on? Why can't I see anything? Is it dark out? Erky, start a fire. I think I'm getting cold. Are you cold? How do you make fire come out of nowhere anyway? Will you teach me? I really want to know. I wonder if Nils knows. I'm sure he'll teach me. Bye," Serra said, walking off to bother the poor boy to teach her fire magic. Erk looked relieved, and went over to, unfortunately, where Serra went.

"Hey Lucius. How goes it?" Erk asked. Lucius looked annoyed.

"Okay. How did you convince Serra to bug Nils instead of you?" Lucius asked. Erk looked over to the poor bard, who now had the pink-haired annoyance hanging on him.

"I didn't do anything," Erk said, "Purely her idea."

"Yeah. Well, we'll see about that. AUTHOR!" Lucius shouted at the sky. A small ding was heard.

"Hello! You have reached the offices of Kilroywuzheere inc. If you wish to file a complaint, go jump off a cliff. If you wish to make a suggestion, leave a review. If you wish to speak to the author, offer up an orange soda. Thank you. And have a nice day."

"...When did the author get an answering machine?" Lucius asked no one in particular. Ninian giggled lightly.

"Okay, what's with this fog?" Mark asked. "I can barely see anything!" With a small "pop" Matthew appeared on top of Wallace's bald head.

"I can see all sorts of things, like that swordsman sneaking up Mark," he said. Soon after, a swordsman jumped from the fog, and swung his sword at Mark. Florina shrieked and covered her eyes. Sain drew his sword, ready to strike down the man before he could land a second strike. However, this mercenary's sword suddenly turned into a wet noodle just before it hit Mark.

"What the f-!" the swordsman shouted, before being clobbered by Lyn. Sain sheathed his sword, and got Florina to uncover her eyes. Lyn walked over to the mercenary, and picked him up by his shirt collar.

"How did you know we were here, and why couldn't we see you through this fog?" Lyn demanded.

"You mean you don't know about the fog?" he asked. Lyn gave him the evil eye. "Okay! The fog is actually an entity that will give you it's services for money. The people it engulfs can't see very far, but on the other side, it's barely there." Lyn looked quite annoyed.

"So, basically, we can't see you, but you can see us," Lyn said, dropping him. "This is just great."

"Wait a second. Matthew! How can you see through the fog?" Mark bellowed. Matthew just smirked, getting more comfortable on Wallace's head. Mark decided to give up, and went over to the mercenary laying on the ground. "How do we get rid of the fog?"

"You can't," came the reply. Suddenly, another person appeared from the fog.

"Kilroy's pizza delivery. I've got a large pepperoni pizza for..." he quickly noticed something wasn't right.

"Oh. My pizza's here," the swordsman said, getting up and walking towards the voice. Unfortunately, Florina was in the way. He walked into her, knocking her over, and landed on top of her. This earned the usual shriek, and enraged both Lyn and Sain.

"That does it. I'm killing him!" Sain said, rushing towards him. Lyn quickly caught Sain by the back of his shirt.

"No. He's mine!" she shouted. Soon, Lyn and Sain were fighting over who would kill the swordsman.

"I'm going to separate them," Mark said. Florina got up, and tackled Mark.

"No. I will!" she said, soon they were fighting too. Eventually, everyone else was involved in battle with each other. The swordsman got up, looked around, and noticed the pizza guy.

"In the name of meaningless battle!" he shouted, jumping at the delivery guy, new sword drawn.

"Shut up Hoobob," he said, before both of them disappeared in a damn ominous thunder bolt. A man riding a large, white horse rode up to the group.

"You guys are all fighting each other," he said. Everyone looked at him. "Everyone is looking at me." Mark began bashing his head on the ground. "You seem to enjoy hitting the ground." Everyone groaned. They had figured it out. "I'm Captain Obvious!"

"Hello, Eagler!" Wallace bellowed, walking towards this annoyance.

"You have a man on your head, Wallace!" Eagler shouted back.

"How are you?"

"I'm on a horse!"

"Okay, this is getting annoying," Mark said. "Time to get rid of him." He walked over to Eagler. "You claim to be Captain Obvious, right?"

"Your hair is brown," Eagler responded. Mark slapped his forehead. "You have an affinity for head injuries."

"Right. So, that means that you must point out things that are obvious. However, you missed the most obvious thing here, the fog. Therefore, you obviously have failed to fulfill your duties. And obviously, a Captain Obvious that doesn't point out the obvious, obviously can't exist. Therefore, you don't exist!" Mark shouted. As soon as he finished, Eagler disappeared. "That was fun." Everyone looked stunned, Mark had just killed the boss, and he hadn't gone crazy, or gotten hurt.

-Back with Kilroy (not the author) (If you don't remember, read the first chapter again)-

He was sitting in front of a smoking computer, working on something. The computer took a puff from his cigarette.

"You know that's bad for you, right?" Kilroy said.

"Yeah, Chris. I know. I was going to give it up for my New Year's Resolution," the computer replied.

"Like I haven't heard that one before," Chris replied. (I kinda am renaming him. Deal with it.) Suddenly an alarm went off in the basement. Chris darted into the basement. "Damn! They found him. Now what?"

"What's going on?" the computer asked. Chris quickly opened a trap door, and pulled out a strange device. "What are you doing?"

"No time to explain!" Chris quickly dialed Mark.

Kilroy: It's been a while.

Lute: Your update is short today. What's wrong?

Zero: Isn't it obvious? He's getting lazy.

Hoobob: You mean he WASN'T lazy before?

Kilroy: …Just shut up. Before I kill you all. I promise to update sooner. The chapters will be shorter, but hopefully more frequent. REVIEW! Kilroy out!