The Narrator Returns!

(A/N: ok I had planned this story to be a one shot but I changed my mind. I still know next to nothing about the new Pokemon so deal with it! Hope you like this chapter and please review even if it's a flame (I'm actually kinda hoping for a flame because I haven't had any before…) oh and before I forget,

Staci's Pokemon are: Pidgey, Cyndaquil, Marill, Espeon, Bulbasaur, and Kadabra. Mariah's Pokemon are: Pikachu, Chikorita, Skarmory, Stantler, Tododile and Charmander

(Disclaimer)

: Mariah: hello is this thing on? (Taps a microphone)

Narrator: When we last left our heroes…

Staci: would you just shut up?

Mariah: again, is this thing on?

Both: yes!

Mariah: oh ok

Narrator: finally

Staci: what are you complaining about?

Narrator: just get on with it!

Mariah: we do not own Pokemon:

"Does this forest ever end?" asked Staci as the two walked through the seemingly endless woods.

"Oh you mean we want to get out of the woods?" Mariah asked

"No we just want to wander aimlessly," Staci said sarcastically

Suddenly out of nowhere came a voice, "When we last left our heroes…"

"NOOOOOOO!" They both yelled,

"Didn't we get rid of you?" asked the frightened Staci

"I came back to get my revenge on you two."

"Hey wait! We didn't do anything to you! That was Pidgey and Pikachu!" said Mariah

"Yeah but you guys set them on me!"

"Oh yeah…" remarked Mariah, "that was funny!" she snickered

"Yeah well now I'm going to destroy you two!"

"Aren't you supposed to be a good guy?"

"Yes but for you two I'll make an exception"

"Wait! You're just a voice! You can't hurt us!" Staci said smugly. The voice laughed

"That's what you think!" and from behind a tree stepped a man, mid 30's, who was covered in soot and holes. Mariah nudged Staci.

"I think Pidgey and Pika did well!"

"Yeah they did!"

"Oh shut up!" the narrator said angrily, as he pulled a Poke ball out, "now prepare to be crushed! Wooper go!" the fish like creature toppled out of its Poke ball, and on to the ground. Staci looked at the pathetic Pokemon before her.

"We're supposed to be afraid of that?" she asked staring at the struggling Pokemon,

"Just fight wills you? Which one of you is first to feel my wrath?"

Mariah and Staci looked at each other, "uh…I can I suppose…" Mariah stepped forward, clutching another Poke Ball, "Chikorita go!" the grass Pokemon popped out and stood watching its adversary.

"This is soooooo sad…" Staci said, leaning up against a tree to watch the one-sided battle. In one razor leaf attack Wooper was taken out of the battle. The narrator turned red with fury and threw another Poke Ball, "this is my last shot, Oddish go!"

Mariah started laughing, "You do realize that grass is weak against fire right?"

"Well duh!"

"And you do realize that it's my turn to battle right?"

"Yeah get on with it!"

Staci shrugged, "he's going to learn the hard way isn't he?" she asked her friend.

"'fraid so…"

"Oh well, it's what he gets for spying on us! Cyndaquil go!" and the fire Pokemon leaped into battle.

"Oddish vine whip!" the narrator yelled
"Cyndaquil, flamethrower!"

And of course fire beats grass, the poor beaten Pokemon lay on the ground, in a dead faint. The narrator looked at Oddish and back at the two girls.

"Uh…ha ha…funny stuff huh?" he laughed nervously as Mariah and Staci pulled out two more Poke balls and threw them at the ground.

"Espeon!"

"Stantler!" The physic fox and deer appeared. The narrator looked at them sheepishly and then sprinted for his life as the two Pokemon raced after him. Moments later they heard a yell and the two critters came running back. Staci shrugged,

"Well that was weird…"

"Will these weird people ever stop following us?"

"No we never will!" a voice from above yelled

"The freaky people have returned! NOOOOOOOOOOO!"

(A/N: yep it was short, no I really don't care. Please review!)