FF7: Just another day at Shinra HQ
Featuring, in order of appearance: Rufus, Tseng, and Reno.
Pairings: None
Rating: G
Word count: ...It's a drabble. 100 words, of course.

Midgar. It was good to be back, striding down the corridors of headquarters, after months of dashing around on a spiel of neverending business trips. He needed to dump his luggage, to catch up with Tseng…

…Tseng…

“Welcome back, sir.” The Turk was dressed utterly impeccably...

In a Bright Pink.
And Orange.
Short-sleeved shirt.
With Flowers.

...Hibiscus, to be precise.

“What… is... that?”

"It's Hawaiian Day, sir. Didn't you get the memo?"

"I--" Rufus' sentence was cut off as he slammed into--

--"Reno," he said, when he had recovered his voice. "Why are you wearing a coconut bra?"