|Whose Line Is It, Anyway?: NRT Style
Author: The Violent Tomboy PM
It's your favorite Naruto characters in the classic show where the points don't matter! What insanity will insue watching them act out skits from the top of their heads? Rated for potty mouths.Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 12,495 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 02-10-06 - Published: 10-22-05 - Status: Complete - id: 2629858
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I really wanted to post this up, and I'm afraid I'm losing some interest in my crossover story. But this should be pretty funny!
"It's time for Who's Line is it Anyway?!" an announcer, well, announced. On the four chairs on the stage, Team 7 was sitting there, all looking a bit confused.
"The number one ramen obsessed ninja, Uzumaki Naruto!" Naruto just grinned at the comment and rubbed the back of his head.
"I need a psychologist, Haruno Sakura!" Sakura looked a bit vivid hearing that, and Inner Sakura was yelling out, "I don't need a damn psychologist! I'm not insane! It's not like I have a multiple personality or something!"
"I've got a ten foot pole shoved up my ass, Uchiha Sasuke!" Sasuke just folded his arms and muttered something under his breath.
"And finally, poke my eye out Hatake Kakashi!" Kakashi just shrugged and took out his favorite book out of his pouch and began to read.
"And I'm the hostess, The Violent Tomboy!" the Korean, tall, fourteen year old, glasses-and-blue-sweater-and-jeans-wearing authoress yelled out before coming out of the audience of various anime characters and sitting at the desk. "Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway, the show or fanfiction where the points don't matter. That's right, the points are just like brains to most male anime characters."
Obviously, there was an amount of voices protesting against that remark, but their owners were immediately smacked by their canon girlfriends.
"Alright, if any of you readers have no idea how this works, it's pretty simple. These guys on stage have to act out some skits and stuff like that, but they have to think of everything right off their heads and I'm going to give them points. At the end of the story, I'll randomly pick a winner who doesn't have to participate in the final game," The Violent Tomboy explained.
"Hey, that's not what Drew Carey says!" Sagara Sanosuke (from Rurouni Kenshin) yelled out from the audience.
"Well, I'm not Drew Carey! I'm not THAT fat!" the authoress shot back. In a calmer voice, she said, "Okay, the first game is-"
"What makes you think we're even going to do this?" Kakashi interrupted, looking up from his book.
"Yeah, why us?" Sakura added.
"Well, I was planning to make this kinda a sequel for my Know Your Stars: YYH Style and use Yusuke and the gang, but I remembered how many stories there were like that. So I decided to use you guys! And if none of you cooperate, I'll send you home-"
"Okay! I won't cooperate!" Naruto declared.
"-handcuffed to a Mary Sue," the hostess finished. Team 7 all dropped their jaws.
"You wouldn't dare," Sasuke growled.
"We'll be overly exposed to Sue radiation and act incredibly OOC!" Sakura cried out. The hostess grinned. Team 7 knew they lost. They all sighed in defeat.
"Okay, the first game is Let's Make a Date!" Four stools appeared in front. Sakura sat on the first one and the boys went to the other ones, picking up their envelopes.
"Sakura's on a dating type show, and she has to pick a bachelor. But, each of the guys has been given a weird identity they have to act out, and later Sakura has to figure out who they are," the authoress said.
Naruto screamed in fury when he read his identity. "THERE IS NO WAY IN HELL I AM GOING TO DO THIS, YOU HEAR ME!"
"Mary Sue," The Violent Tomboy reminded him. Naruto fumed as he took his seat.
"Alright, Bachelor #1," Sakura started. "I love to study and read. What kind of things are you interested in?"
"Well, for one thing, absolute power," Naruto answered her (AKA Bachelor #1, Orochimaru). "I am immortal, but I seek awesome abilities so my enemies shall crumble before me." For added effect, Naruto stuck out his tongue in a snake-like fashion.
"Uh, okay…" Sakura was kind of creeped. "What about you, Bachelor #2?"
"I don't really have any hobbies," Sasuke said (AKA Bachelor #2, a Jack-O-Lantern). He was sitting on the floor, with his head propped up on the stool. "My head's empty, except for one night it's always shining, but I still don't feel that smart."
"But I think you're beautiful," Naruto said seductively, stroking Sasuke's cheek.
"Alright, and number 3?" Sakura said.
"Well, like, oh my god, I really don't know why I'm on this show, but, like, I'm on a hunt!" Kakashi said in a shrill voice (AKA Bachelor #3, a crazed fan girl with a thing for blonde boys). "Oh, there's one now!" Kakashi leapt up and hugged Naruto. Naruto quickly pushed him off.
"I'm only interested in one person right now, and it's not you," Naruto said. He stared at Sasuke and did the snake tongue. "Although he is."
"But, but…" Kakashi stammered, then he just ran into the audience. He grabbed Edward Elric (from Fullmetal Alchemist) and hugged him as well.
"Oh Eddy! You're soooooooo cute!" Kakashi squealed.
"Get off me!" Ed roared as he pushed the jounin off him.
"But…" Kakashi then just ran over to Vash the Stampede and snuggled next to him. "Marry me!" Kakashi yelled out.
"Uh…" Vash said nervously.
"I have doughnuts!" Kakashi sang out. Before Vash could say "Hell ya!" Meryl shot Kakashi with one of her guns and threw him back on stage. Kakashi moaned in pain on the floor.
"KAKASHI-SENSEI!" his three students cried out.
The skit was put momentarily on hold as Kakashi had a near-fatal bullet wound near his heart.
"HOLY SHIT!" the authoress screamed out. "Damn you people, he's ACTING! Who's got healing abilities here, oh yeah, FUU!"
"What do you want me to do!" Fuu (from Samurai Champloo) said indignantly, standing up from the audience.
"Not you Fuu! The Fuu from Magic Knight Rayearth!" The Violent Tomboy screamed. When all she got was blank looks, she screamed again, "MAHO KISHI RAYEARTH! WHATEVER!"
"Oh!" the right Fuu came down, went over to Kakashi, and chanted, "Healing Winds!" Sparkling green winds surrounded him and what do you know, he got better. She went back to her seat.
"Now can we PLEASE get on with the skit!" the authoress sighed.
"Um, alright," Sakura said nervously. "Uh, Bachelor #1, what would you do for our first date?"
"Well, truthfully, I wish you were an all powerful male with a beautiful body. That way, I can make out with you before taking over your body as my own," Naruto stated.
Sakura just looked disgusted before asking Sasuke the same question.
"You don't want to be seen with me," Sasuke stated, his head still on the seat of the stool. "I'm really not that popular after Halloween, and soon I'm going to start to smell bad. But, you can just watch me when I glow for a couple hours and eat my baked insides."
Sakura looked disgusted again and barely said the question to #3.
"Well, I say we kidnap some real hotties and start making out with them!" Kakashi said cheerfully.
The Violent Tomboy hit the buzzer. "Alright Sakura, who are they?"
"Hm, Naruto was easy, he's Orochimaru-" (the audience clapped and Naruto raised his hands in the air and shouted, "YES! I DON'T HAVE TO BE THAT FREAKY SENNIN ANYMORE!) "-I think Sasuke-kun is a Jack-o-Lantern-" (more clapping and Sasuke sat properly now) "-and Kakashi-sensei, well, he's a gay fanatic over idiots."
Kakashi fell over.
"Actually, he's a crazed fan girl obsessed with blonde boys, but good guess" the authoress corrected her.
"I AM NOT AN IDIOT!" Naruto yelled, raising his fists in the air.
"Alright, that's over, and see you all later!" The Violent Tomboy said.