"Daaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnn…" said Mokuba Kaiba.

"Duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude…" said Seto Kaiba.

The two brothers stared at the thing of doom in amazement.

'The thing of doom' was actually a piece of pink ribbon that had little purple ponies sewn in a rhythmic pattern around it.

And the Kaiba brothers were oddly amused.

"Daaaaaaaammmmmmnnnnn…" Mokuba repeated.

Yugi raised one eyebrow and whispered, "What the hell is this?"

Kaiba pondered this for awhile. "Maybe it's the result of having an evil genius mind."

Mokuba snorted. "Yeah, right. But I have an evil genius HIPPIE mind."

"Dude, you're not even evil enough to have an evil genius mind," Kaiba pointed out.

Mokuba gasped and put his hands on his hips. "Oh, but, Seto, I am evil enough."

"Why don't you prove it," said Kaiba through clenched teeth.

Mokuba paused for a moment, then said, "There's a song that's inside of my soul. It's the one that I've tried to write over and over again."

"Wow…" Joey Wheeler began. "That's like a Mandy Moore song…"

Mokuba groaned. "IT IS!"

Kaiba had to admit something…the one something…TO RULE ALL SOMETHINGS!

"Dude…that's EVIL!"

Mokuba crossed his arms in great satisfaction. "Yes…yes…it is…"

All of a sudden, right behind them, there was an eerie glowing light. Out of the light…stepped Miaka and Hotohori from the hit anime Fushigi Yuugi!

The Seto Kaiba and friends all screamed, except Joey, who instantly fell in love with Hotohori.

Joey approached Hotohori with a dreamy expression on his ugly face. "You're…you're so beautiful…"

Hotohori had a look of triumph on his face. "Indeed I am."

Joey approached the emperor and said, "Kiss me, you fool!"

Hotohori screamed. "NOOOOOO! I SWEAR, I'M STRAIGHT! STRAIGHT, I TELL YOU!"

Joey began to bawl. "You broke my heart."

Now, Hotohori always hated breaking hearts. Well, technically, he loved it, but right now he felt bad.

"How about a hug instead?"

Joey sniffed. "A romantic hug?"

"Half-heartedly."

Joey ran into Hotohori's arms yelling, "SWEETHEART!"

"Uh, I prefer licorice, thank you."

Joey looked confused for a moment. "Oh."

Hotohori grinned.

Joey did as well. "Then I hereby rename you Licorice."

Kaiba was watching all this. Then he turned back to the little pink-and-purple ribbon. "But, honestly, what is this?"

Miaka grinned. "It's your birthday present!"

A yellow and green package appeared beside the small ribbon.

Mokuba gasped. "DON'T TOUCH IT, SETO! WHO KNOWS WHAT'S IN THERE!"

Kaiba proceeded to open the package.

You may wonder, what was all this about? Well, it's my first fic with Fushigi Yuugi characters in it. It's also my birthday tribute to Seto Kaiba. Hope you enjoyed this, and don't worry, if I get reviews, I'll add more chappies. Then you'll find out what's inside this strange box of Kaiba's.