Jingle bells (Foster’s version)

Author's Note- I decided to bring up the holidays! So, the Foster's friends put this together:

Dashing through the snow,

Bloo- What color?

Honey- I hope it's yellow! Oh, wait... that didn't sound right...

in Blooregard’s sleigh,

Bloo: DON'T CALL ME THAT!

over hills we go, laughing all the way!

Chorus: (Laughs maniacally like Bloo)

Bells on Honey’s tail ring,

Honey- Wha! Get em off get em off!

making spirits bright,

(Bloo walks away trying not to laugh)

what fun it is to ride and sing an imaginary song tonight

Mac: Uh, we're gonna ride it?

Director: Shuddup, Mac!

Oh jingle bells, Herriman smells,

Mr. Herriman: Why I never!

Berry flew away,

Berry: (strapped to a rocket) I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE!

The Foster’s bus lost a wheel

Frankie: I hope you plan to pay for that...

Bendy: (nervously) Hehehehehe...

and Duchess got a date, WHOA!

(Duchess and Herriman stop making out)

Duchess: What's so wrong with that!

(they then resume)

Everyone: shudder

Jingle Bells, Herriman smells

Herriman: (sniffs armpit)

Berry flew away-

Berry: OH FOR THE LOVE OF-

(a satillite whizzes by, blocking out Berry's foul mouth)

The Foster's bus lost a wheel-

Frankie: (comes out from under the bus covered in oil) Leave me alone...

All: AND DUCHESS GOT A DAAAAAAATE! WHOA!

Duchess: SHUT THE $?# UP!

Mac: ... share the Christmas spirit...

Okay that's all for now folks! Be good!

Bloo: (again walks away trying not to laugh)

Shut up, Bloo...

-bloomacncheez