Woot. Hi. Updation time. Characters that have tragically died in this fic: Ian and Queen. This chapter is full of swear words and pervertedness. You're welcome

THIS CHAPTER IS DEDICATED TO: Ariados. Because they were the only person to review the last time.

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Mathilda and Emily were being sent to detention. After robbing several warehouse stores, and painting about the entire town purple, the city council decided that all these cute, innocent little girls needed was a week's worth of solid, after-school detention. Ha, pushovers.

Mathilda and Emily were gonna go in alone, but then they were told that because of their assignment, Johnny and Max could not leave them at all after school.

Fuck.

So Mathilda, Johnny, Emily, and Max had after-school detention.

"This sucks!" Johnny yelled. "What the hell were you thinking? Painting the entire town purple…"

"We were THINKING that it would be awesome and kick-ass!" Mathilda yelled back at him. Yeah, she was pretty much past that whole, 'I'm just a sweet, innocent, little, shy girl' thing. Even if people still saw her as that. And it had actually worked in her favor this time; detention, psh, next week she and Julia were gonna put Principle Dickenson's car on the school roof!

"Purple, though, why? Why not…RED or something?"

"…Because red sucks."

"Purple sucks!"

"Your mom sucks!"

Johnny's eyes grew wide. "Y-you! You dissed my momma!" then he curled into a little ball and cried.

But Mathilda couldn't just leave him there, so she grabbed him by his bandana and dragged him all the way to the classroom.

Emily and Max just walked along quietly. Mainly because Emily had duck-taped her partner's mouth shut.

When they got into the room, there they saw Mr. Straight with a few familiar faces.

"…Oliver?" Johnny questioned as he got out of his little comfort ball.

Oliver's eyes grew wide. "I-I swear! It's not me, Johnny!" He pointed to Ming-Ming. Well ya see, after Ian committed suicide, it meant that there were more girls to go around. So Ming-Ming was reassigned to be Oliver's partner. He was originally going to be Crusher's partner (originally, meaning when Tala and Lee took charge).

"What's she in here for?" Emily blinked.

Ming-Ming shrugged. "Prostitution."

Emily blinked. "Okay then."

Johnny glanced at Oliver. "I-I…NO! I swear! Other guys, not me! I'M A PURE SOUL!"

Emily, Mathilda, Johnny, and Max sat down. "Wow," Emily blinked. "I could've sworn that all guys were total assholes who only lived to fuck anything else that breathed."

"Mainly, yes," answered Johnny.

"We just don't tell people when we do prostitutes," Max explained, ripping off the duck tape. "When it's with non-sluts, it's considered good."

"Besides, unicorns only dwell around pure souls," Johnny continued. "If Oliver and Unicolyion want to stay where they are, he has to stay pure."

"…WOW, you guys…You just crushed any little hope I had for the opposite gender," Mathilda banged her head on the desk. "And I thought Max was pure!"

Max shrugged. "I am, but you don't want other people to know that."

"Max…it's really obvious."

Max slapped his face. "GREAT! Now I have to act like a slut just to get by!"

"Max…no." Emily shook her head. "Just…no. Stay the way you are."

Max smiled at her and gave her puppy-dog eyes.

"…And don't do that."

"Okie-Dokie!"

Johnny looked to the side to see Brian doodling.

"Hey…it's Brian," he nodded towards the boy. "Sooo…watcha drawin'?"

Brian looked up and hissed at them.

"Nevermind."

Mathilda turned to Brian's partner, Rosetta. "What're you in here for?"

She shrugged. "Like, Brian kept, like, stalking, like, like, that one, like, teacher, like, chick, like."

Emily blinked. "Holy crap. I could not understand a fucking word of that."

"Hey, like, like, I, like, have, like, like—"

"Rothetta! Thop thpeaking Lathin and lithen!" Mr. Straight yelled. "You all are here becauthe you have been bad, and now, you are going to draw poniesth!"

Everyone groaned. "Thut the hell up! You'll work for an hour…go!" Then Mr. Straight left the room.

So everyone drew ponies for a while, until Max got bored and had to go to the bathroom. So he ran out singing, "I'm a big kid now!" Emily, Mathilda and Johnny pretended they didn't know him.

But he was taking a while, so Emily got worried and got up to go check on him. "Um, Emily…He's in the BATHROOM. As in, the GUYS bathroom."

"Crap, you're right Johnny." Emily pondered for a moment before she grabbed him by the collar and said, "Then YOU check on him for me!"

"Why should I?"

"I'll paint the town red."

"…Scarlet?" Johnny asked with big eyes.

Emily resisted the urge to punch him in the face. "…Sure."

Johnny leapt for joy out of the room. Which was somewhat mortifyingly creepy. Unfortunately, everyone else thought he was making a break for it, so they ran out of the room with him.

Mathilda and Emily sat there for a moment. "…Fuck." They both hopped up and ran out after everybody else.

They ran to the bathrooms, and everyone was there. Johnny squeezed his way through everyone, and said: "I couldn't find him!"

"I'll check the girl's room!" Emily said turning to the opposite door. Johnny and Mathilda stared at her. "He gets 'em mixed up sometimes!" she added on her way in.

Mathilda and Johnny looked at each other, then shrugged.

Inside, Emily found Ming-Ming trying to explain what a blow job was to Max. He wasn't quite getting it.

"STAY THE HELL AWAY FROM MY INNOCENT LITTLE SUGARCANE!" Emily grabbed Max's head and cradled it for a moment whispering things like, 'It's okay, the ugly hooker is gone', or 'I'm here! I'm here!'.

Ming-Ming and Rossetta looked at each other. Then they shrugged and talked about slutty things.

About that time, Brian burst through the door. "Listen up chicks!...and Max! We can hear some weird conversations going on in the gym! Come listen with us!"

Everyone came out of the girls' room to meet up with all the guys…and Mathilda. So they all snuck over to the door to the gym and listened.

"…the plan is brilliant!" said a voice.

"Uh, yes. I know. That's why I gave the idea to Mr. Straight." It was Mr. Gideon!

"I mean, who would have thought a plan to take over the best beybladers in the world (which would later lead to the control of the world) through a marriage project?"

Everyone got wide-eyed. Well, except Emily and Brian who were like, 'Holy crap, this is so cliché.'

"With Voltaire and my plans, and your help, I Boris, shall take over the world!" then the speaker launched into this really long, really cliché evil laugh.

"…Um, Boris?" another voice questioned (presumably Voltaire). "Why are you revealing all our mastermind plans when we already know them?"

"Dramatic effects my friend."

"…And in a high school GYM?"

"Because it echoes in here! ECHO!" The gym went, "Echo…echo…cho." Then Boris laughed evilly again.

Not being able to stand the laughter any longer, Voltaire practically screamed: "BORIS SHUT THE FUCKING HELL UP!"

Then silence. Johnny just got brave enough to look around the gym door…only to see a gray-haired man get stabbed in the face. He stared for a minute before turning back slowly.

"ARRRRRHG!" Voltaire's voice was heard.

"BORIS! What the fuck?" Gideon screamed.

"What? He bugged me."

Silence.

"Okay then. Are you just gonna leave the body here?"

"…Yeah, why?"

"Just checking."

About that time Rosetta's phone rang.

"What the hell?" Boris screamed. He advanced on the door.

"Run like a puppy with diarrhea!" Max screamed.

Everyone stared at him.

"…Ew." Oliver commented.

Max glared at him. "Pretend it's the tuna casserole coming to greet us!"

Everyone screamed and ran for their lives.

As they turned corners they could hear footsteps behind them. Running up and down hallways, the footsteps followed. Then they started going up the tallest staircase in the school.

"What are we supposed to do?" Ming-Ming yelled.

"We need a decoy!" Mathilda panted.

"I got one!" Brain stopped and picked up Rosetta. Then he tossed her over the railing.

She screamed and fell. She landed on her butt. "Ow…" she whined. I know, geez. She is a total whiner.

Rosetta looked around. She couldn't see her friends anywhere, nor could she hear them. She could, however, hear the sounds of another's footsteps coming nearer and nearer.

…The Mr. Straight jogged up.

"Oh! Like, Mr. Straight, like, I, like, was, like—"

"Uh! Rothetta! Tho, um, you're alone?"

She blinked, then nodded.

So Mr. Straight stabbed her in the face and walked off, whistling innocently. Fortunately, (or unfortunately, depending on how you look at it) Rosetta was still alive and kicking. Or rather, screaming. About her face. Then a janitor above 'accidentally' dropped a giant trash can over the railing. Rosetta screamed and covered her face, which was ruined anyway. Then the trash can landed a few feet away from her. She stared for a minute before pointing up at the ceiling and laughing.

And then an old couple who were lost accidentally ran over her in their golf cart.

ANYWAY, everyone else who actually mattered made it back to the classroom before Mr. Straight, and were able to continue drawing ponies.

"Good job clath!" Mr. Straight clapped. "Since I'm in such a good mood that Rothetta—I, I mean thome generic nobody ith dead…No more detenthion!"

Everyone cheered happily, completely forgetting that they just overheard a plot for world-domination. Emily was so happy she swore to never shut Max up again. This was short-lived. Johnny was so happy, he swore to paint his room purple for Mathilda (not like she cared). Max was so happy, he did a cartwheel; which ended up socking Rosetta in the jaw (who had just made it to the room half-alive) and sending her out the window. Not that anyone cared. Ming-Ming was so happy, she almost gave up prostitution. Almost. Brian was so happy…well, we can't really tell when Brian's happy. So Mathilda was basically the only one who was still worried about the world-domination plan.

Oh, yeah. And Oliver was so happy that he invited everyone who was still alive to his mansion, where he would could a meal for 'em. And he even let them invite whoever they wanted. Brian pulled out his phone and called the Dark Bladers.

Mathilda invited Julia (which meant Brooklyn would be there, too). Max invited Tyson (which meant Hilary would be there, too). Ming-Ming had to 'be' somewhere that night, so she handed her invitation to her team. Johnny ended up begging Robert to go. His excuse was that he didn't wanna be surrounded by losers. Robert didn't really buy that, but he agreed.

So they were gonna have a party!

Yay.

…

Oh, dear holy entity.

Yah, I actually have a blast with this fic. I just have a hard time updating. PLEASE REVIEW.