Albus Dumbledore broke his nose when he tripped over Mrs. Norris, and fell down the steps outside the entrance hall, while humming the tune that he always does (no-one knows exactly what it is), just as Hagrid came busting out of the entrance doors, holding a large mug of brandy to give to Buckbeak, who was currently flying around the grounds with Sirius on his back, who had now been cleared of all charges by the Minister of Magic, Cornelius Fudge, who, personally, still thought he was guilty for the murder of Peter Pettigrew, even though wormtail had been caught and put into azkaban, along with a lot of other death eaters, who were all loyal to the dark lord, whom Harry had recently defeated with the sword of Gryffindor, when Moldywart turned up in the middle of a game of Quidditch between Gryffindor and Slytherin, to which Gryffindor won cos they had the most points at the time, due to the new chaser the red team had just acquired, cos they had just lost one of the good ones, called Katie bell, who now worked at the Ministry of Magic, in the Misuse of Muggle Artefact office, as Arthur Weasley's personal assistant, who was the proud father of seven children, six of which are boys, with one daughter, named Ginny, who still had a crush on Harry, who was a loyal friend of Dumbledore, who had just broken his nose when he tripped over Mrs. Norris, and fell down the steps outside the entrance hall…