Feel my boredoms wrath, I have changed another characters gender (le gasp), here's a one shot of female ratchet and clank, I know I'm going to be flamed for this, but it was a fun thing that kept me amused, and went along with one of my pictures, I doodled and posted on DA,

I seem to have a fetish for changing male characters into female, get used to it. There is a minor spoiler warning for those who haven't gotten very far in the game, it might ruin it, for ya so beware… (The box ghost..) Yes I know there isn't any drinking in the game, but like I said, it kept me from making more fangirlish evil…

So read the dam thing already.

Ratchet rubbed her temple tiredly as she laid her face on the bar before her. She sighed, today had been a crappy day, first off quark had tricked her and nearly killed her, and now she and clank weren't on friendly terms. She sorta liked clank, he was her opposite, smart, naive, had common sense, wanted to help others more than himself, attracted mechanics from a mile away. Besides he was sorta, kinda cute…. Now she was confused.

The bartender approached the weary lombax and knocked on the bar to grab her attieon. "Aren't you a little young for beer?" he asked pointing at her with one of his three fingers. She glared at him and said "And you care why?" the barkeep sighed and asked, "What will it be?" "The strongest you got" she replied with a smirk. The barkeep rolled his eyes and dug through the shelf of drinks.

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After an hour of waiting in the ship, clank became bored and impatient, he opened the hatch to the ship and exited and walked to the pub, why was ratchet taking so long to order one drink, ONE DRINK! Ratchet had started their argument, after quark tricked them. Now she was acting like an ass. He liked her as his companion, but she was very vain, and pretty…

Clank entered the pub and looked around, he could barely see a thing, after a few minutes of looking around he spotted the young lombax girl with her head on the bar. He walked over trying his best to avoid being stepped on by the drunken men and women dashing to the bathroom, or dancing around on tables and singing off key. He jumped up on a stool and to the bar table. "Ratchet, it's time to go," he said. He lifted her head and giggled. "Hey ya robot boy" she slurred as she sat up. "For a robot yours hot ands all mine..." she slurred. "How many drinks have you had ratchet!" he said angrily. "A couple, nots muchs" she answered as she sat up right. "Ratchet, you were only supposed to have one drink!"

She leaned forward and planted a kiss on her metallic friends blushing 'cheek' as her arm curled around him protectively. She softly purred as she pulled her lips away. "All mine" she whispered. Clank's gray metal 'cheeks' turned crimson red.

If any of you want to see the picture in question that sparked this one shot, go to

http/ yes female ratchet is shirtless.