Oh it was deep and far away in chambers of may

While all was calm and still

That Voldemort attacked while he was away

As terrorists attacked the U.S.A.

Back then Harry was just the baby

And his parents wanted him to join the navy

Voldemort attacked Harry

While his parents stewed in their own gravy

All was destroyed beyond imagination

No thanks to any revelations

And all was lost as Harry had that scar

And since cannot really think of a word to fit hear that rhymes, he just look uglination

Voldemort was happy

Because now he was dead and flappy

So the world celebrated

While Harry tried to sing something Rappy

And so this is the end of something lame

And this is so bad that it would be destroyed by Timur the lame (Sincere apologies for using rhyming lame with lame)

And this is the end of a plotless game

While everyone wonders why I have not been whipped with a non-bendy cane

Well there's an improvement, I think.