Advance Wars Drabbles
By Hiro Konobu
Ch. 33: Team 3D Assaination Plot

"Yeah, I kinda promised myself that I wouldn't do another one of these but, then again when you get angry at certain things or other wrestlers in this case...and as always I only own my fanfics"

(Yes we start off again at Yellow Comet where Kanbei is, yes watching wrestling again, but of a different brand.)

"Stupid Team 3D!" Kanbei said as he yelled at the TV.

"Father will you please be quiet not all of us have a rampant obsession with wrestling." Sonja said sighing working on something.

"What about your infamous hidden like that was mentioned a while back." Kanbei said.

"...You know nothing!" Sonja said taken back by what Kanbei said.

"I do, for I check your room on occasion for that and...socks!" Kanbei said creeping out Sonja.

"Father you need help if you're going into my room for socks." Sonja said.

"No I don't..." Kanbei said.

"Yes you do..." Sonja said.

"No I don't." Kanbei said.

"Yes you do." Sonja said as Grimm and Sensei came in the room sweatdropping as they noticed.

"...Um Kanbei?" Sensei said as Kanbei and Sonja were still arguing over ther sock issue apparently not listening to him.

"Sensei you have to do it like this...Kanbei! Sonja!" Grimm said and it was so loud...

"Spaceman!" ...Yeah we went there, anyway back to Kanbei and the group.

"So Grimm was a loud reference setup to a certain first person shooter really necesary?" Kanbei said as he Sensei and Sonja were rubbing there ears due to Grimm's outburst.

"Why yes it was." Grimm said...as we skip to a few minutes later where everyone has recovered from the yelling.

"So what was it that you wanted to say Grimm?" Sonja said.

"Well I think Kanbei should pay close attention to this." Grimm said.

"Why should he?" Sonja said still a bit angry at Grimm.

"It's wrestling related." Grimm said.

"What happen?" Kanbei said with the wrong pronouciaton on purpose.

"Someone set us up the bomb...Kanbei! Don't confuse me like that." Sonja said.

"What? I thought I could set up for an "All Your Base" line spoof, anyway what did you mean by your earlier statement."

"Right as it relates to wrestling well Team 3D interrupted a special fight with this guy named El Blaze to not only beat him up but kidnap him...literally" Grimm said in a panic.

"...Literally?" Kanbei said.

"Yep..." Sensei said.

"...Let me guess those guys are just jealous because, they have passed their prime, and now want to take out smaller and more talented wrestlers...in some cases." Kanbei said.

"For certain reasons I wont mention the some case..." Sensei said.

"So, who's with me?" Kanbei said trying to rally his troops together but...

"Were out." Sensei and Grimm said.

"How come?" Kanbei said as he seemed shocked.

"Well, Hachi and Javier invited us to play poker, and after the events from last time were not getting chased by some no talent wrestler hack." Sensei said.

"True, you got me there, Sonja?" As Kanbei said this Sonja was nowhere to be found. "Oh well she's probably watching videos of that wrestler she likes..." Kanbei said as see Sonja actually doing so, as go back to Kanbei preparing for the rescue of El Blaze.

"Let's see K-SMG's check, LX-18's check, my favorite Katana, check, Tactical 12-Gauge, check, and of course some Skip and Lucky sandwiches, and I'm ready to go." Kanbei said obviously making some more obscurish references here.

"Sir do you think all of that stuff will be necesary?" A random Yellow Comet soldier said.

"Yes it is." Kanbei said.

"Well why do you need those sandwiches then?" The random Yellow Comet said.

"Well to give me some food for the long trip and recover my PP." Kanbei said smiling.

"You know this isn't "Earthbound" Kanbei." The random Yellow Comet soldier said.

"Yeah, wait how do you know of this awesome game?" Kanbei said confused.

"Emulation." The random Yellow Comet soldier said grinning.

"Forget I asked, talking about that stuff is bound to get you in trouble, anyway is my B-Copter ready?" Kanbei said.

"Why yes it is." The random Yellow Comet soldier said showing him the B-Copter.

"So just you today, pretty much, I had nothing else to do today."

"Uh, huh, so this has nothing to do with the fact your going to kill some wrestlers again."

"How did you know..." Kanbei said in shock.

"I heard the yelling, nuff said." The random Yellow Comet soldier said.

"Okay you got me there." Kanbei said as he got into his B-Copter and left.

"Well...now off to rescue El Blaze myself." Kanbei said as we skip to an obligatory abandoned warehouse it should be noted that it's currently morning here.

"Wake up shrimp." The first guy said as he splashed some water on him.

"Ah! What was that for?" The guy in the seat said.

"You know what that was for." The second guy said.

"No I do not." The guy in the seat said.

"Yes you do, El Blaze!" The first guy said.

"Yeah, taking the spotlight from actual wrestlers like us Team 3D, besides we hate shrimp...and the X division." The second guy said.

"And we also like chocolate snacks and chocolate drinks." The first guy said.

"So let me guess the famed Team 3D has stooped so low as to kidnapping someone who was invited to fight in your brand just for one match."

"Yep, so you should already know our names isn't that right D-von." The first guy said.

"Yeah testify my brother Bubba." D-Von said.

"...That...was...awful." El Blaze said sighing as some knocking was heard.

"Hold it right there you untalented pieces." Kanbei said holding an LX-18 in one hand and a Skip sandwich in the other. "Also I kind of got hungry while I was coming here hope you don't mind." Kanbei said, as El Blaze sighs again.

"Food!" Bubba said.

"Cholesterol!" D- Von said.

"Ahh!" Kanbei said as he ate his sandwich before getting jumped on.

"...Idiots..." El Blaze said as they all stopped after the sandwich fight.

"Were not..."

"Look can't we just settle this a different way, because this scene is starting to drag on too long, and it's also getting boring especially to those who don't watch wrestling regularly." El Blaze said.

"True, even though we did get away with this in ch. 17, so how about this a tag match..." Kanbei said as he got interrupted.

"Wait you can't, you aren't hired in our league and that will take months..." Bubba said.

"Not exactly when your company asked me to do a guest fight/exhibition match they said if I get told to have a tag match with someone I get to bring in someone else from the outside if I want to, and is this case the person you tried ganging up on is going to be my partner for tonight." El Blaze said shocking everyone including Kanbei.

"Well it's going to be a tables match regardless Buh-bye." Devon said as he and his partner left the area.

"Wait, I can wrestle to...some degree but it's mostly fannish." Kanbei said.

"Don't worry about most heavyweights are untalented slobs." El Blaze said laughing.

"...Right, so what about my fight?" Kanbei said sweatdropping.

"Sorry, anyway nothing too much else is needed, except a gimmick, most wrestlers now a day have them." El Blaze said.

"A gimmick?" Kanbei said.

"Yeah, a gimmick." El Blaze said, as we skip to later that night, notably we see Mikana and Sonja at an arena.

"See I told you going to an event like this would be entertaining." Mikana said as she smiled.

"Yeah, how would you know I'd be interested in wrestling?" Sonja said.

"Well, you are a blatant fangirl of the wrestler Paul London." Mikana said grinning.

"...Well you got me there, even if the author poorly implies it, though if it wasn't for Vince and his chubby for huge talent less wrestlers, I bet you he'd be doing a lot better."

"Or if he switched leagues." Mikana said.

"True...hey the special main event is starting." Sonja said.

"Ladies and gentlemen it is time for our main event, coming into the ring, El Blaze..." The announcer said as we skip to Mikana and Sonja for a quick bit.

"El Blaze? Wasn't he recently involved with the fifth Virtua Fighter Tournament?" Sonja said.

"He was, though I heard he got an invite to compete in a one-shot match...and as for this match I heard some other things happened which led him into getting into a tag team tables match." Mikana said as Sonja started to shake in her boots.

"He didn't..." Sonja said as she's about to mortified at the next words said...

"...and his partner Kanbei the Yellow Samurai..." The announcer said as Sonja...semi screamed...

"NNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Sonja said...though some how no one notices...well except Mikana.

"What, you should be excited your father is trying his hand at wrestling." Mikana said.

"Well, it's more of the sight of him wearing tight dark yellow spandex that creeps me out." Sonja said as the author would like to apologize for giving everyone that image.

"And their opponents in this one-fall tables match...you know what, since these guys can't respect a division that has talent they don't need introductions I'm done with this." The announcer said as he obviously knows crap when he sees it, same goes for the audience who throwing random things at them.

"Stop that! You're all just jealous you aren't untalented pieces like us who are past our prime!" Bubba said as he gets hit with a cup.

"Yeah." Devon said as he got hit with a plastic bottle before hitting the ring.

"El Blaze I know lucha is your style and I know that you'd love to give a good show, but do you think we can wrap this up quickly, were running out of space in the fanfic." Kanbei said whispering in El Blaze's ear.

"Sure we can do that." El Blaze said as he and Kanbei somehow got tables and chairs very quickly and won the match pretty quickly...and since this fic is rated K+ none of it was shown...

"And your obviously better winners El Blaze and Kanbei the Yellow Samurai." The announcer said as El Blaze raise their hands in victory, then...

"You know if you ever get tired of the whole Emperor dealing you do have a future in wrestling."El Blaze said.

"All the while pulling a reverse Mike Haggar...well maybe." Kanbei said signing his share of autographs until his daughter came up to him.

"You will not be doing anything of the sort and as your daughter, I will make sure that you wont." Sonja said obviously angry at the incident she had to see while Mikana is getting an autograph from El Blaze.

"Oh come on, just because your father put on..." Kanbei said as Sonja interrupted him

"No father do not mention that image again!" Sonja said somehow dragging her father out of the area.

"But daughter..." Kanbei said being dragged out of the area while a sweatdropping Mikana, and El Blaze were watching.

"So any chance you need a manager of some kind?" Mikana said.

"Well see." El Blaze said as we skip to about a few weeks later showing Kanbei and Sonja and somehow Grimm and Sensei...who of course don't get any lines here watching some wrestling again.

"You know daughter it's great that you finally admitted to your love of wrestling. Kanbei is proud." Kanbei said.

"Well, it just takes time to get used to something same goes for shonen-ai, and yaoi but that's a different story all together." Sonja said...thinking something was up, since Mikana was strangely absent from the base. "Hey! Where's Mikana I usually expect her to make a quip here about yaoi and such she's fangirlish about that." Sonja said as a notable sight came up on the TV.

"Now entering the ring is El Blaze..." The announcer on the TV said...while Kanbei said something.

"Now truthfully I didn't get a chance to say anything else about his moves but..." Kanbei said as the announcer said something notable.

"...And his manager, Mikana Sanezin!" The announcer said as this left the entire gang watching mostly speechless.

"I have nothing else to say...just end the chapter." Sonja said.

End Ch. 33

"I also have nothing to say."