Warnings: Bit of slash that is absolute crack.

Notes: I'm not even sure if I'm playing with current continuity. I stopped reading DC comics a few months ago. Drabble written for a cracky meme in which I pulled two icons and wrote something for them. Figures the first one would be Kid Flash looking depressed, and Arsenal grinning.

Over-angsting
by fairady

"Up!"

Bart looked up in surprise as his room was invaded. Arsenal stopped and glared down at the speedster. "You. Out of here. Now."

"No," Bart sighed as he lay back down. "I'm fine here."

"Like hell," the mattress dipped sharply as Roy climbed over the teen. "You're brooding and angsting so much that Batman's starting to feel inadequate."

"Leave me alone," Bart tried to turn away but the older man's knees pinned him neatly on the bed.

"Not happening," Roy pulled out an ID case and a pair of handcuffs. "I'm the Fun Police and you're in very serious violation of several Federal codes, and um, things. I'm afraid I'm going to have to take you in for rehabilitation."

Bart stared.

"Yeah, I know I took the metaphor a bit too far," Roy leaned down, "but you're not getting out of this anyway. I will use these if I have to."

"You killed it," Bart frowned stubbornly, "and I just don't want to go out right now."

"That's fine," Roy grinned slyly as he twirled the handcuffs. "We can have plenty of fun right here."