You know, I figured that since I started this story with Naruto's POV, I'll end this story with Naruto's POV.

LAST NOTE MCNOTE NOTE: The chapter title is from Green Day's song, "Letterbomb".

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Epilogue: It's Not Over 'Till You're Underground

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And that's my life story.

It's been three years since then, I guess you're wondering what happened to all of us, right? Well, I guess I'll start each person seperately, huh?

Sasuke didn't go to college, but he got a job at the mall. He works at Hot Topic (or his "Domain" as he likes to call it) now, and he gets paid pretty well. He said that he met a few poeple there that are really nice. I didn't know that, really. They always kind of scared me. Ha, not that much anymore. We're still dating, of course, so whenever on weekends I have free time, we see eachother and hang out. You know, "Couple Stuff". We've never been happier together.

My best buddy, Gaara. Yep. Well, he called me the other day and said that he's in college for one more year and then he's coming home. You should have seen the look on Neji's face when Gaara called him one time when we were hanging out over the weekend and told him that. He looked like he was about to die of joy. Gaara's still the same. Hasn't changed a bit. Is that good or bad? Eh, he's my best friend. Who cares? Friends are friends.

Neji went to this really expensive college. I can't remember the name of it. But anywho, we still see eachother over the weekend and tend to hang out. One time, we went to the mall and visited Sasuke at work. We were talking for about an hour, until Sasuke's boss came in and almost fired his ass. It was so funny though! Neji is still a smart, rich, bastard. Only... he has a little bit of emotion showing every now and then. Thank God. No more serious looks all the time!

Sakura's been doing a bit better than before. She's a little more happy and is always talking to me, keeping me company. She once told me that she and Ino weren't friends anymore. They never talked. Never hung out. It was only a matter of time before they became nothing but another face in the crowd. Sakura is actually in college and has a part time job in this little cafe. She gets paid really well, and she shares a room with this one girl I knew in my freshman year named Hinata (who is also Neji's cousin). They've become good friends from what I've heard. Sakura gets depressed really easily on the subject of Alex, so we rarely talk about her. But Sakura's doing really well and taking good care of herself, just like all girls should. She even told me that she still loves Whatsername.

None of us ever heard from Alex since she left. She never called, but we knew that she had our numbers. We have no idea how she knew them all of a sudden in such a short period, but she did. One time, I got a letter from Gaara over Winter Break, and that paragraph he wrote still stuck in my mind like paper and glue.

...and you're not going to believe this, Naruto! Remember Whatsername? Well, the other day I went out for a cup of coffee after classes at around ten o'clock, and I could have sworn that there was this one girl in the club that looked exactly like Alex! I swear to God! Do you think it could have been her? I mean, if it was, she must have walked a long distance from home! I called her name, thinking that it must have been her, and when she turned around, she dropped her cup to the floor and ran out the door. And then it struck me like a ton of bricks... The black hair... the lip piercing... the book bag... the eyes... the face... Holy shit. Naruto...

It was her.

I still couldn't believe what I read. But even if it was her, Gaara was right. She must have walked a long way to get there! I mean, Gaara's college is over a thousand miles away from here! What if it was her? I never told anyone about that. And I never talked about it until now.

Wherever she is, she's out there. Somewhere.

I know you're all not interested in Itachi, but I'll just let you all know that he works as a lawyer now since he finished about four years of college. So, he and Sasuke live in a house now instead of an apartment.

Iruka and Kakashi are living together and I get a call from Iruka, like, two-thousand times a week. I swear, he's like a father figure to me. Haha, well, that's only because he cares.

As for me? Well, I'm almost done with college, and coincidentilly appear to be leaving on the same day as Gaara. Weird, huh? Just like old times... I share a room with my friend Kiba (remember him?) and we have our little fights, but we're friends. Plus, he's going out with Shino. There was this one time when the two of us got "accidentally" drunk where Kiba snatched his glasses off, and Shino was like, pretty! I swear you not! I could have fallen for him, but Sasuke was there. Ha ha!

So anyway, my life has been going well so far. I guess Tsunade-baa-chan and Shizune-san were right about my life taking better turns. Now, about my and Sasuke's relationship, because I know you're all dying to hear about it.

Truth is, not much has been going on between us. I mean, what, I've been in college for the past three in a half years and he has a job, so we've hardly had any time to talk with each other and get together. But we call and write, so it's cool. We only have our times together on weekends, holidays, and breaks. But when we do get our time alone, we do stuff. And if you have no idea what I'm talking about, well then, I suggest you start reading smut. Lots and lots of it.

I've also learned something through my years. We take a lot things for granted, so we should cherish the things that come to us everyday. Even if their small. Like What-er, Alex. Freinds, especially. They come in and out of yours lives, so grab hold of them. Just ike love. Never let it go. Life has its ups and downs, but don't ever let the smallest mistakes hold you back. As long as you're happy, you're living a great life.

So that's it.

I love Sasuke, I still have my friends by my side through the years, and I couldn't have been happier. My life is nearly complete, but it's not over yet.

It's like someone once said, "Life is a book. You're the writer. You create the events."

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NarutoBlackmail: IT IS COMPLEEEETE! Jesus, it took me a while, but I'm very proud! I don't know if I got that last quote right, but who cares! Boys Don't Cry is finished, and now I can relax and take a load off! Well... not really. High School starts for me next Monday. So much for relaxing. (sweatdrop)

Inu-Chan: Sigh... It seems as if vacation just flew by like a bird in the wind...

NarutoBlackmail: Very poetic. I know how you feel. -pats-

Inu-Chan: -nods sadly-

NarutoBlackmail: Buuuut before we go! We have a special little girl we must thank first who's been with me (us) since day one...

: You are thee greatest person I know. You reviewed from chapter one all the way here. Thank you so much for your compliments and reviews. I and Inu-Chan have never felt so loved before. Thank you doesn't even cover it! So here is a digital glomp from both of us! -glomps- We love youuu!

Inu-Chan: And now... to our lovely reviewers!

To Every Single Reviewer (even the Anonymous ones): I am deeply grateful. We are deeply grateful. Thank you for you inspiring comments, reviews, and kind words. I can't help but feel so happy. You've all been here since the beginning, and now you're all here in the end. Thank you times infinity. You guys fucking rock and don't ever change, no matter who tells you: your parents, teachers, the government... DON'T FUCKING LISTEN TO THEM. Be who you are and always be happy. And thank you sooo much to those who gave fanart! -glomps-

NarutoBlackmail: I am planning on releasing about three new stories in a couple of months. And for those of you waiting on an update on Welcome To Malchik Gay High, go to my profile to see what's up. These three new said stories should be released around October or December. Possibly 2007. So I'm taking a veeeery short (or long, it depends) break from FF.N and will be coming back shortly. And for those of you who want sequal on Whatsername, please say yes or no if you want one in your review. It will be a oneshot though because I don't want to spend so much time on my OC. (smiles and sweatdrops)

With that, I shall leave you all like a bullet shot through the head.

Peace.

Love.

Pocky.

Coffee.

SAM