Dave Batista (1st out of the limo)

Randy Orton

Everywhere we go, downtown or to a show
We have two necessities, Dave Batista and our limo
He's feared by suckers yet he's loved by kids
Pay attention and let me tell you who Dave Batista is
He is our homeboy from around the block
He's regarded through the city as the beat- down cop
Height about 6'6", weight about 330
Everywhere I go, Dave Batista is right behind me
He never laughs, never smiles nor sweats
He doesn't breaks arms or legs, only spines or necks
He once KILLED a man cause he would not let go of his Eggo
Hulk Hogan is a SUCKER, Dave Batista could stomp Big Show!
He could bench about four-hundred pounds
Security takes a vacation, when Dave's in town
He's the toughest around, so everywhere that I go, he goes
He's Dave Batista and he's the first out the limo

I guess you're wondering why he's the first out
The limo, yo, let me give you this bit of info
So you'll know the things that Dave can do
And you'll know every single reason why he's down with the crew
The limo picks up about a half past six
With us bragging about the latest guy we hit
It's me, Triple H, Ric Flair (whoo!), and all them honeys
Dave Batista is always waiting for us, reading the funnies
First we cause chaos throughout the city streets
Then maybe stop at the arena for a match, you see
And if somebody gets stupid while we're in the place
Dave cancels his order and bites off their face
He's not a troublemaker, in fact, he's a trouble breaker
And if somebody gets dumb, well it'll only take a
Second or two, after we're bothered by some wrestler with the face of a pizza
Law and order is restored by my hero Dave Batista
Wheel off into the limo, and head for the arena
Charlie cracks all the knuckles, dreaming about a title match with John Cena
And when we pull up to the show, the routine is unrehearsed
It's just natural that we let Dave hop our first
He clears the crowd without saying a word
Man, that's the loudest silence I've ever heard
A lot of times guys test him, by trying to bug
He just, leaves ring imprints, all over their mugs
He's a terminator, the ultimate cool
Man to hell with talk, he likes power- bombing fools
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why Dave Batista is the first out the limo

We'd like to apologize to our fan
But please don't touch us when we're taking care of business, damn!
Cause Dave likes people as much as preps like Lance Cade
And if he punches you, uh-oh, better get first aid!
Still you weak phony dudes tempers are hot
Just because I've got something that YOU AIN'T GOT
If you want to get physical, rowdy or try to get a piece a-
I won't get excited, I'll just say, "Yo Batista!"
You shoulda been kind, you shouldn't have snapped
Dave only hits you once and now you're taking a nap
And when he leaves you decapitated, crushed in the dust
You'll look up, and see your girl in the limo with us
You may think that's enough boy but I think not
Dave, kick his face again, I think you missed a spot
I roll down the limo window and yell, "By the way Ass,
You'll see your girl buck-naked getting Dave full blast"
I'm serious, I'm not joking, no doubt
You know how many doubters bones have been broken
You may not have known before but now you know
The reason why Dave Batista is the first out the limo

Dave Batista.. the first out the limo
He's Dave Batista... the first out the limo

In closing, we'd like to say this, to you bustaz
If you're skeptical you'll probably get beat up, plus kid
Embarrassed and laughed at, by all of your friends
And if you cross Dave Batista it's the beginning of the end
Of life as you know it, you might not die, sir
But if you're not dead, you'll wish you were
But if you still wanna bug out, homeboy let's go
You can bug with Dave Batista cause he's the first out the limo

He's Dave Batista
And he's the first out the limo