|The Clean Fic
Author: Erika Darkmoon PM
The first clean fic in HISTORY! Plz read and review! UPDATED!Rated: Fiction T - English - Humor - Words: 509 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11-23-05 - Status: Complete - id: 2672600
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Erika: I'm going to do the unthinkable!
Malik: You mean you're actually going to shut up?
Erika: (throws sharp objects at Malik) NO! I….am making a……CLEAN FIC! In the history of my YUGIOH writing this has NEVER been accomplished!
Malik: Woo-hoo…..what it's called?
Erika: OMG! I don't have a name! Oh well.
WARNING: Specifically a clean fic in which not even the word 'crap' is used….except now…whatever….there is nothing except MOCKERY!
Yuugi walked into his bedroom, got on his knees, and started to pray:
Dear Heart of the Cards
Please send me via mail a Blue Eyes White Dragon holographic card. Do not, I repeat DO NOT use Fed Ex because they are slackers….nobis pachem.
Atemu walked into the room just then.
"Er, what were you doing?" Yuugi smiled innocently.
"Nothing." Atemu raised a brow.
Suddenly, a nuclear missile was launched from Russia, somehow was blown off course by a goose and landed at the Kame Game Shop where everyone within the vicinity was destroyed.
Nawww! I'm just joking! Or am I? No, seriously I am, because, surprisingly enough, the Kame Game Shop survived! As well as all the Yugioh characters and their houses! So, as Russia cursed their marksmen the Yugioh Gang gathered together to talk about this serious and utterly devastating issue!
"Guys, we should believe in the Heart of the Cards! They've protected us from those horrible truculent Russians!" Anzu protested. Mai nodded, "Yeah, guys, friendship and love and the Heart of the Cards will protect us!"
"Yeah! Like dey protected dat one kid, Harry Pot—"
"Jou!" Shizuka shrieked. Jou blushed, "My bad. Well, ya know, dat one kid, Harry." Mokuba nodded enthusiastically, "Yeah! Barney's friends are protected by love and friendship, unlike those dastardly childish Power Rangers and Mutant Ninja Turtles."
Seto raised an eyebrow at them, "You're all just a bunch of sh—"
"KAIBA!" Everyone yelled at him, cutting him off. Kaiba stared at them exasperated, "I was only going to say that you're a bunch of shenanigans!"
"Whoops, our bad." The rest of the Gang uttered. They all sighed and Shizuka started pacing.
"Do you have the target in sight Private!" The General barked in a heavy Russian accent.
"Then push the big red button and we'll blow these fu—"
Back at the Kame Game Shop….
Shizuka kept pacing until Jou asked her what was wrong.
"I feel like I'm forgetting something…." Shizuka continued to pace. Suddenly she stubbed her toe.
"Son of a—"
Suddenly the next nuclear missile hit the target exactly, killing the whole Yugioh gang excluding Marik, Malik, Bakura, Kaiba, and Anzu. Marik looked at Anzu with a raised eyebrow.
"Er, what do we do now?" He asked. Everyone shrugged.
THE END! (for real this time!)
Erika: Hey, that's as long as I can stay clean……besides, grammatical violence is clean (stubs toe) Ah #$! Hehe, R&R please!