That's SEXY!

A Harry Potter/Yu-Gi-Oh crossover.

Chapter 4

Chapter Summary: When Voldemort appears to spirit Draco away, all chaos breaks loose…or is it chaos? Something to think about.

"Oh, great," Seto Kaiba muttered as an evil looking guy in a loincloth with slitty nostrils and gleaming blood red eyes appeared in a dump truck.

Ron and Yugi ran to a corner and began rocking back and forth, chanting, "Scary…scary…scary…scary…"

The Dark Lord formerly known as Frodo (Yes, it's true, deal with it. He used to be Frodo.) had come into sight at the That's Sexy! Television studio.

"I am the Dark Lord Voldemort! Fear my creepy wrath, as I have come to spirit Draco away from this…um…show of game!"

"You mean this 'game show'?" the picky people in the audience sneakily corrected.

Voldemort glared at the audience. "Uh…sure. Now, where's the sweet, sweet, delectable little boy? Draco? Oh, Dracy, where are you?"

There was no reply.

"Dracy, my dear! You promised!"

"Promised what?" asked a disembodied voice from above.

"God?" whispered Voldemort. "Is…is that you?"

"No."

"Oh, well, then, is that you, Dad? Because, I swear, I'll explain why I…"

"No."

The Dark Lord was immediately truly frightened. "Is…is this the IRS?"

"No, dammit, no! It is I, your sweetheart!"

"Lucius?"

"Close."

"Narcissa?"

"Aw, crap, I honestly don't even know how you got away with stealing that truck! It's me!"

Then Voldemort paused. "Oh my GOD! I know exactly who you are! YOU'RE MY CONSCIENCE!"

"NO, IDIOT! IT IS I, DRACO MALFOY!"

"Ah, yes! The one I have come to spirit away! Teeheehee!"

Wormtail emerged from the deathly layers of metal and chrome and whatever else dump trucks are made of. "Mwahaha, sir!"

Voldemort turned and gave Wormtail a 'wtf' look. "Eh?"

Wormtail said, "You said, 'teeheehee'. That sounded pretty girlish. Didn't you mean 'mwahaha'? That's what evil antagonists say."

"No, Wormtail, you've got it all wrong…wait, you're right. Damn. ANYWAY, as I was saying, Draco, I am here to spirit you away from this 'gameshow' or whatever."

"Oi," said Draco. "Just let me get down from here."

The host of 'That's Sexy!' looked up with a look of confusion. "How'd you get up there, anyway?"

"I, uh, used wingardium leviosa on myself."

Seto Kaiba believed the outrageous lie instead of the believable truth, which was…well…

ANYWAYS...

"Okay, now, Voldy and Draco, you may attend to your 'business'. The rest of you may answer my question: What does emc2 mean?"

There was some clock-ticking, some snoring, and some nail-filing going on. Finally, someone rang a buzzer.

"Um…it's the formula for, uh, energy?" Ron answered tentatively.

"CORRECT!" boomed Kaiba. "Now, for the next question: what is the capital of Bulgaria?"

Billy the Sound Room dude played the 'Jeopardy' theme song.

"No, Billy! I'm pretty sure that song is copyrighted!" the brunette host hissed.

"Oh. Sorry."

Polkamon played.

Instead of thinking about the answer, Ron and Yugi began to dance.

"NEW CONTESTANTS!" Kaiba announced.

Who will they be? GASP!