He's Like Heroin

One: I LOVE using song names as fanfic titles.

We: Got it the day it came out and has heard it at least 20 times, streaming over the net. Suhweeeet.

Disclaimer: I don't own System of a Down's 'She's Like Heroin,' or Naruto.

Summary: To Naruto, Sasuke is like an addictive drug. Slight AU.

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Naruto hated stereotypes. Of course, the stereotype of him was the bad boy sex-deviant-drug-addict-alcoholic-mindless-teenager.

Sure, Naruto drank sometimes.

But he never needed drugs.

And he was NEVER deprived of sex.

Well… maybe that last one just a little. Say… now.

"BUT SASUKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" Naruto whined pathetically.

"I said no, Naruto."

"SASUKE, NO!" he screeched and attached himself to Sasuke's leg.

Twitch.

"Get off my leg."

"Why?"

"You may start doing things to it…"

"Then let me do things to you and not your leg!"

"NO." Sasuke left the conversation with a resounding echo.

"BUT-BUT!"

"Deal with it, dobe."

"Hmp." He pouted childishly, scowling through the door, "Oh! I know who can help! Gaara-ku-"

His hand slammed down on the door, almost smashing Naruto's fingers in the process.

"You will NOT see him."

Frown. "Why not?"

Glare.

"Bu-but you won't entertain me!" Naruto pointed to Sasuke's nose.

"I am not 'entertainment', Naruto." Sasuke accented his name possessively.

"But… AARGH! You're such a possessive bastard!"

"Save sex names for the bedroom not in the kitchen." He smirked knowingly while Naruto sputtered ridiculously.

"You… YOU…!"

"I have a name."

"GodDAMN it…"

"Naruto, dearest," he said sarcastically, "I'd prefer if you kept your voice- as gorgeous as it sounds, though it sounds better screaming-to yourself."

Again, Naruto flushed as if he hadn't been de-virginized about 23 times now.

"YOU'RE A PERVERT, SASUKE!" He bellowed, and stomped upstairs.

"You can't hide forever, dobe!"

"Go away!"

Sasuke smirked even wider as he traversed up the stairs.

"Narutooo…" he cooed.

"Quit it!"

"Oh, come now, Naruto, I had no choice."

"You could've said yes!"

Sasuke quirked an eyebrow. "So easily? I think not."

Naruto silently raged at him.

"I win again."

"I'm going to get you."

"How, molest me? I highly doubt that's a way of winning."

This time, Naruto became the arrogant one.

"Oh, but if I molested you in your sleep, I would."

"…"

"You're not as power-hungry as you convey."

Sasuke's fist shook slightly.

"In fact… I remember hearing you wailing pitifully in your slee-"

Abruptly, Sasuke latched himself onto his arm.

"Do not ever speak of that."

Blink.

"Why not?"

"I… I still get nightmares… from…"

"Oh… that was…"

A nod from Sasuke.

"Sorry, koi." He wrapped his arms around the carbon-framed teenager, "Although… with you in this state… maybe I can finally have it my way…"

The poor prodigy had scarcely time to think as he was tackled to the floor by a very hungry Naruto. (1)

Naruto licked his lips slightly as he stared at Sasuke's expression, bending just slightly to breathe into his ear, "Uke." He smirked suggestively as he felt the heat of his koi's body increase.

Said koi (Sasuke; I just get sick of saying their names a lot) smiled lightly.

"Fine. For tonight…" he glanced towards Naruto's face inches from his, "You can be the seme."

"Yosh!"

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To truly study the random relationship of Uchiha Sasuke and Uzumaki Naruto, it would take countless observants, all open-minded and not biased, with many many recordings and data sessions.

Of course…

It's always easier to just compare them.

They needed each other like a druggie needs heroin.

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(1) I swear to God, listening to Disturbed's Devour, I thought they were saying 'I want to deflower you' and I'm like WTF!.? So it came out perverted.

One: Just… nonsense.

We: Plotlines suck.