Disclaimer: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh, nor do I own the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas", the song is public domain.

Author's Note: The only reason I made it the Twelve Days of Winter is to be politically correct.

The Yu-Gi-Oh cast is standing on a set of riser on a stage, all of them are holding binders, with the lyrics in them, and dressed up nicely. A 16-year-old boy with brown hair and hazel (greenish brown) eyes walks up to the conductor's stands, taps the conducting wand (A/N I don't know what it's called, but I think I described it well enough for you to guess what it is), tapped it on the stand and began to conduct.

All:

On the first day of winter my yami gave to me:

a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

Hey!

All:

On the second day of winter my yami gave to me:

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

Stop that!

All:

On the third day of winter my yami gave to me:

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

Cut it out!

All:

On the fourth day of winter my yami gave to me:

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons (A/N Including the one Kaiba tore up)

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

Quit it!

All:

On the fifth day of winter my yami gave to me:

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

Knock it off!

All:

On the sixth day of winter my yami gave to me:

6 Egyptian Priest

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

Stop it!

All:

On the seventh day of winter my yami gave to me:

7 Millennium Items

6 Egyptian Priest

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

PLEASE stop saying that!

All:

On the eighth day of winter my yami gave to me:

8 Battle City Finalist

7 Millennium Items

6 Egyptian Priest

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

Will you please not call me a midget!

All:

On the ninth day of winter my yami gave to me:

9 episode duels

8 Battle City Finalist

7 Millennium Items

6 Egyptian Priest

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

I'm getting mad!

All:

On the tenth day of winter my yami gave to me:

10 big mis-dubs

9 episode duels

8 Battle City Finalist

7 Millennium Items

6 Egyptian Priest

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

I'm warning you!

All:

On the eleventh day of winter my yami gave to me:

11 card strengthening

10 big mis-dubs

9 episode duels

8 Battle City Finalist

7 Millennium Items

6 Egyptian Priest

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

and a midget in a bonsai tree.

Yugi:

This is your last chance!

All:

On the twelfth day of winter my yami gave to me:

12 fake cards per duel

11 card strengthening

10 big mis-dubs

9 episode duels

8 Battle City Finalist

7 Millennium Items

6 Egyptian Priest

FIVE EXODIA PIECES

4 Blue Eyes White Dragons

3 Egyptian God Cards

2 Kaiba brothers

AND A MIDGIT IN A BONSAI TREE.

Yugi:

I warned you! (Pulls out a chainsaw and starts attacking people).

Me:

(Pulls back the curtains, made of sold steal) Now all I have to say is: happy holidays to all, and to all: don't make fun of Yugi's height. Please review; all flames will keep me warm during the winter.