Summary: This is a journal entry in Beast Boy’s POV. Basically the top ten ways that he has discovered annoy Raven the most.

Disclaimer: I don’t own Double T (Teen Titans) or Peanuts (the Charlie Brown kind)

Dear journal,

I am recording this for future generations. It is my patented guide of the top ten ways that I have found annoy Raven the most. I know from experience that they all work as I have used each and every one of them myself.

10)…Put hot sauce in her tea…

It may sound immature and cliché… and it is… but it really DOES work. Especially since Raven LOVES tea and HATES hot and spicy things. This was the first prank that I ever pulled on her, after realizing how much she drank that stuff. If you want to take it one step further, put hot sauce in her tea AND her water! Ha-ha!

9)…Put pudding in the hood of her cloak when she’s not looking…

This works best if done right before a training session, when she ALWAYS puts her hood up. It took her three hours in the shower to get all of the artificial chocolate flavoring out of her hair! The best part is that she’ll have no idea who did it. Of course, she knew it was me right away… It was probably because she found the empty box outside my room.

8)…Tell bad jokes…

I wouldn’t say my jokes are bad, but Raven sure thinks they are. I just have to say ‘knock, knock’ to see her face go from ‘Maybe I should go to my room and meditate before he tells a joke.’ to ‘Crud. Too late.’. However, you have to do this a lot for it to get on her nerves, as she is VERY good at tuning things out. I wouldn’t recommend this one if you’re in a hurry. Otherwise, go nuts! Good grief! Ha-ha! You know like Charlie Brown? Peanuts? Um… never mind…

7)…Tell BAD jokes…

You know what I mean by this right? Because I don’t want to have to explain it! To be honest, I’ve never tried this one. Yeah. I lied earlier, but I know it works because Cyborg did it and you should have seen Raven’s face! Took Cy an hour to fix his leg… and arm… and other leg…

6)…Knock on her door repeatedly…

I think everyone already knows that this one works. Just knock on her about every five minutes (two and a half if you’re not afraid of death…). When she’s in her room, she’s meditating, reading, or sleeping; three things that she HATES being interrupted during. Make sure that when you do this, though, that you have an excuse for knocking on the door. Don’t ask questions! Just make sure you have one!

5)…Go into her room and enter her mind through her magic mirror…

I would suggest only doing this once or twice. While you’re in there, you should go talk to Happy. If you talk to her long enough, Raven will be in a VERY good mood when you see her again. It’s kind of scary really. Likewise, by any means necessary, STAY AWAY FROM RAGE!

4)…Tell her Terra’s back and is moving into her room…

This one’s a little harsh, but hey! It works! She’ll absolutely freak! Well, actually, she won’t show any emotion whatsoever, walk calmly to her room, close the door, wait a few seconds, and then scream at the top of her lungs. There will be multiple crashes, and then she’ll walk out and get some tea acting like nothing has happened.

3)…Take her to the amusement park and force her to ride the scariest ride there over and over and over and over and over…

You would think it would get boring after awhile don’t you? I know it sounds cruel, and it really actually is, but Robin only lets us go to the amusement park like twice a year anyway, so it’s not like we’re doing it to her often! And we don’t do it every time. But anyway, if you want MY opinion, you should put her on a ride that has on-ride photography. Heh heh heh…

2)…Hide all of her books and tell her the only way to get them back is to do something really embarrassing (be creative)…

It’s kind of hard to hide ALL of her books for many reasons. First, you should NEVER stay in Raven’s room too long, two, she has A LOT of books, and three, even if you DO get all of them, it would be REALLY hard to get them ALL to your (hopefully) good hiding place. I’m not trying to discouraging you. If you can think of a way to do it, then go for it and send me a copy of your plan!

1)…

This is probably the most effective way to annoy her. She’ll never forgive you for it. Well, not entirely. It actually worked out pretty well for me. If you’ll take a moment to get your minds out of the gutters, I’d be happy to tell you what it is. If you really want to know, the most effective ‘annoy Raven’ plan that I have ever tried is this:

Kiss her and run.
I hope that you liked it. And here is my cat/lawyer with some important info…

Cheesebot12 is not responsible for any physical or mental injuries received while attempting to recreate the actions used in this… (me: cough awesome cough) …story.