ZADR One Shot. Zim falls victim to the Instant Messenger’s way of making people say things online that they would never say in person.

“The IM”

InvaderZim: Dib worm! HAHA I’ve found you on the interweb!

AlienVsDib: Oh, so you got instant messenger Zim? How very invader-like.

InvaderZim: Shut up earth monkey, or I will bring DOOM upon your enormous head!

AlienVsDib: Yeah right. Ha, I bet you love IM. Now you can rant at me without having to scream from the ground! It must be pretty irritating that you haven’t grown an inch after all these years. You’re like a green highskool midget!

InvaderZim is typing

20 minutes later…

InvaderZim is still typing

AlienVsDib: Ok Zim I get it! You’re upset. As much as I want to abuse you psychologically, I have to go study for the Bio test. I’ll c u later.

AlienVsDib is Away

InvaderZim: arggh wait Dib!

AlienVsDib has Returned

AlienVsDib: What is it Zim! I really can’t fail this bio test.

InvaderZim: …I am superior at your Earth Biology!

AlienVsDib: Seriously, I wish you could see how very much I DON’T GIVE A DAMN. I’m leaving!

InvaderZim: Nooo wait! Dib stink.. I meant to say that I can assist you in your studying because of my superior knowledge of the human world.

AlienVsDib: …

AlienVsDib: Why in hell would you want to help me study? Is it some kind of EVIL plan? I bet you want to warp my mind in order to destroy the eargh!

AlienVsDib: earth…whups.

InvaderZim: Dib. I beg that you save me the annoyance of having to enlighten you to the obvious truth.

AlienVsDib: Oh? and what’s that?

InvaderZim: OMFIrk! The truth is that I don’t give a shiznotch about destroying earth anymore! Why would I be wasting my time studying for a bio test with an earth monkey if I was trying to destroy the planet? SERIOUSLY!

AlienVsDib: Oh..

AlienVsDib: So… what are you still doing here? ..on earth I mean.

InvaderZim: well…

AlienVsDib: well what?

AlienVsDib: Look… its ok! Just tell me. I won’t judge.

InvaderZim is typing

InvaderZim: I… well… I am on earth because I like you. I like the way you struggle to live in this sickening world. It’s fantastic to be in the presence of a creature that has risen so far above the rest of its species. You are not miserable despite all that this world has put you through... and all that I have put you through. Over the years I’ve watched you mature into something different than the other adult humans. You’re a divine creature to me, unlike any other in the universe. I want to be with you so you can teach me to be happy the way you are. It’s beautiful.

AlienVsDib has signed off

InvaderZim: Dib?

InvaderZim: …

InvaderZim: I love you…