M'kay, heres the thing:

Regular Christine

Bold Phanty Claus

Tu comprendes?

With bells he sleighed to me,

In night he came,

That man who finds my house,

And knows my name,

And I've drunk eggnog,

For now I find,

The sugar plum fairy,

Dancing through my mind.

I have brought you gifts,

With my reindeer,

So please don't pepper spray,

The man in red gear,

And you're asleep again,

For it is true,

The magic of the holidays,

Has hold over you.

Those who have heard your laugh,

Must laugh too,

You shake like a bowl of jelly,

It seems my stomach grew,

And I must leave again,

I'm off like a kite,

A Merry Christmas to all,

And to all good night!

(optional ending)

Good night and merry Christmas,

Good night and merry Christmas,

Fly my reindeer

Good NIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!