I would just like to register, depressingly, that I do not appreciate a couple of the reviews I've had for this fic.

I'm as willing as anyone to admit that my writing's not perfect. God, far from it! But constructive criticism is one thing, and I'll happily accept it. Abuse is another. And I really don't understand why you ('I am The Cure' and 'a') think I deserve it. I particularly don't think I need to take abuse from people who can't spell the word 'you' and can't master the use of capital letters.