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Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 12-04-05 - Published: 11-28-05 - id:2680735

Don't you Just Hate it When Someone Tries to Rob you in your Sleep?

Yukina didn't know what to do. She had managed to take out the woman of the group, but not only was the man already in their parents' room but the others were in comas. She realized that her first objective was to bust Anzu out of the closet the thief had trapped her in. She did what she had done to save Flavio and hacked the door open. Suddenly, it hit her. Where had Flavio gone? She turned around to notice that he had snuck off or something. He wasn't there. 'Where could he be?' she thought.

Meanwhile, Flavio was running through the hallway stammering, "Must… save… Luffy… and… friends… from… horrible… fate…" Unfortunately, he passed out from exhaustion.

The worse part was that the man had managed to find the room in which the group was staying. He went in to take advantage of the open door when a board sprung from under his feet and sent him hurling into a wall. "What the…? That peacock must have booby-trapped the area!" he muttered to himself. "That's it! Now I really DO want to steal from them!" After two steps, a glove attached to a lever popped up and threw a pie in his face. 'Is this supposed to be some kind of joke?' he thought to himself. He ignored the pie and moved ahead only to slip on a banana peel that wasn't there before. Turns out the banana peel came out of a hole in the floor. He shook it off as a large bowling ball flew at him. This time he was ready. He simply grabbed it and tossed it out the window.

Meanwhile, a homeless bum was walking down the road as the bowling ball socked him on the head. "You spiteless jerk!" he shouted as he rubbed his poor head. "Wait a minute. I can sell this for money! You just lost cash, ya' jerk!"

The man reached for the doorknob. As he tried to run it, his hand slipped off. 'What? Grease? This man must have seen us coming to prepare for the likes of THIS!' he thought. He simply put on a pair of oven mitts and opened the door with ease. (Don't ask why he carries around oven mitts.) As he opened it, he jumped back expecting a bucket of glue to fall on his head. Instead, he ended up backing up into a pile of ball bearings conveniently shot behind him out of a small cannon in the center of the room. Seems Flavio was smarter than everyone thought. He had gained Usopp's trapping knowledge on his travels. The man got up and opened the door. Instead of the bucket being on top of the doorknob, it was in front of the door dangling from a string. It was been filled with rocks and a knife just happened to be flung into the rope thus sending the bucket toppling onto the man's head. Seeing as the man had super strength like the woman, he was able to shake it off as three boxing gloves emerged from the walls and punched him in the face and both his cheeks. He was now outraged. 'He may have stalled me with his traps, but he's out of ammo.' He thought as he reached for Nami's satchel. Suddenly, Flavio snuck up behind him, pulled out a hammer and bashed his skull open. (Not literally, of course)

The man turned around and held Flavio by his collar. Suddenly, he let out a yelp. This woke up everyone in the room except for Gosoboro, Luffy and Zoro. "Aw… crud…" was all he could let out as the Straw Hat Pirates beat him to a bloody pulp.

As morning came, the kids had found their way back to the room, the robbers had been arrested and Flavio told the whole story. "I must say, Flavio, you saved our lives." Commented Zoro. Luffy rested his hand on Flavio's shoulder and stated, "Now I regret EVER thinking of replacing you with Pop-Patch!" Flavio groaned and thought, 'I knew he was going to do that.' Suddenly, his 'go figure' look turned to a grin as Flurry floated over to him and said, "My, you were brave to take on that man, plus you made him weak so we could beat him with less fuss." Flurry kissed him on the cheek as he blushed like crazy. Zoro glared at Yukina and stated, "Okay, young Missy, first… give me back my sword." Yukina handed over the sword as Zoro continued, "Secondly, you made me proud. You used my sword to stop a robber without killing her in the process. Good job, Yukina." Yukina was so happy. Her father was proud of her. She let out a big smile and hugged Zoro. The moment was ruined as Luffy impatiently ordered, "Come on already! Get on the ship!" They did so and set off to the next town.

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