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Author: Natashua
Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Wallabee B. & Hoagie G. - Reviews: 3 - Published: 11-30-05 - Updated: 11-30-05 - id:2682662

1Outta My Way You Jerk

Numbuhs 2 and 4 get a mission to go to pick up spare parts for technology. They get there just fine, but soon, they start turning against each other and why has The Kid started assaulting them?

In a KND plane two operatives, Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4, were flying to the largest junkyard to get spare parts. Inside, the shorter, Australian operative, Numbuh 4, was whining about how he got in this mess. “I still don’t see why I have to go to the cruddy junk yard, isn’t that what you have those cruddy robots for Numbuh 2?”

The slightly overweight Numbuh 2 kept his eyes fixed outside and replied “First off, Wallabee, they are not cruddy robots, they are super robots, and second, you were the one to volunteer to come with me, don’t you remember?”

Flashback

Numbuh 4 was playing a video game and Numbuh 1 approached him. “Numbuh 4!” Numbuh 4 kept his eyes glued to the screen and mumbled “Whaddayawant?” Numbuh 1 replied “Uh... Sure... Well, some one needs to go with Numbuh 2 to the junk yard across town...”

Before he could finish, Numbuh 4 just mumbled “Yup...”

Numbuh 1 picked up again, “Well some one needs to help him...”

“Yup...”

“So I was wondering...”

“Yup...”

“If you could assist him?”

“Whatever...”

“Good, so I’ll tell Numbuh 2 to expect you ready for a trip tomorrow.”

“Yeah sure, good for yeh”

End Flashback

Numbuh 4 froze, as if he was embarrassed of his mistake but then replied obnoxiously “Doesn’t ring a bell, sorry.”

Numbuh 2 snorted “Dork...”

Numbuh 4 shouted “Well we’re here, so let’s just get the cruddy parts and get yeh outta my way, yeh jerk.”

Numbuh 2 exited the ship and yelled back to Numbuh 4 “Will you just stop complaining?”

Numbuh 4 just replied “I don’ feel like it!”

Numbuh 2, mad beyond belief, grabbed his teammate by the collar, and shouted “Will you just be quiet for 2 seconds? All you do is complain! Why do you even bother being on the team? You’re supposed to be the combat master, but Numbuh 5 can kick your sorry butt up and down the tree house, you’re useless!” He dropped the operative, who landed on the ground with a thud.

Numbuh 4 shouted “Well fine by me! You go get your crud and I’ll stay here and guard your precious ship, which you like more than the rest of your entire sector combined!”

Numbuh 2 growled “Don’t be stupid, the only person I like my ship more than is you!

Numbuh 4 shouted “Just get lost, I’m gettin’ sick of you cruddy comments!”

Numbuh 2 just turned and left. Numbuh 4, still furious, picked up a large pebble about the size of a fist and chucked it at the ship that he came here on. The ship started making a buzzing sound.

Numbuh 4 started “Dang it...”

The ship blew up in a fiery explosion. Numbuh 4 whispered “Ah, crud...”



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