Mulch’s Arrest Poem

Author’s Note: Even thought Mulch has had not much luck with poetry, such as confusing it with irony (See Artemis Fowl) I decided that he should think up some tribute as to just why Julius keeps arresting him. The author is currently being treated to a stern lecture from Commander Root, because he is NOT to be called Julius be a smarty civilian human.

Oh woe, oh woe, oh woe is me

I just got arrested

This makes conviction number three, plus twelve

Oh sigh, oh sigh, oh sigh do I

Must the LEP keep a-busting

Me?

And also

I see it a

Bit

Unfair that

Even if he

Has

Testified against me some 44

(or maybe 45)

Times

Why can’t I call

Him

Julius?