NB: This was just totally random. I was listening to Green Day's American Idiot song, and I just HAD to write this. I hope you laugh. LAUGH DAMN YOU!

Warnings: Total disorder and chaos, OOC-ness, and hints of Gaara/Neji, BUT DOES IT LOOK LIKE I CARE!

Disclaimer: I own NATTA.

American Bakas

Gaara sat in Neji's room, staring at the ceiling. Neji glanced over at him and glared. "It's quiet..." he mumbled. Gaara nodded. "Yes... The silence must be broken..."

Neji walked over to his radio and put in a CD. Gaara sat up and asked, "What's that?" Neji turned to him. "A CD, what's it look like?" Gaara glared. "I know what the object is dumbass," he said, "I meant which one is it?"

Neji pressed play. "Green Day." Gaara raised a non-existant eyebrow and stood up. He heard the playing of a gutar and Neji raised the volume.

Don't want to be an American idiot
Don't want a nation under the new mania
Can you hear the sound of hysteria?
The subliminal mind fuck America

Gaara stared at the radio and smiled. "Niiiiice..." and he got an evil grin. Neji shuddered at the grin and backed away slowly. Gaara got sparkly eyes and clasped Neji's hands together with his. Neji was all, "OMGWTF! oO;; " and Gaara was all, "LET'S BE AMERICAN BAKAS!" Neji did not like the sound of that.

Welcome to the new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be ok
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the one meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

Gaara put his hands into Neji's, making their fingers fit together, and spun around, dancing. Neji was all, "Okkkaaayyyy..." Gaara had this happy look on his face and Neji was thinking, 'I should NOT have put this album in...'

Well maybe I'm the faggot America
I'm not part of the redneck agenda
Now everybody do the propaganda
And sing along to the age of paranoia

"Nejiiii!" Gaara said all hyper-like as he let go of Neji and stopped spinning. "I want more coffeeeeee!" Neji anime-fell and shot back up. "Only if you promise to not run around the house outside naked like last time acreaming, 'I'm a maniac! I'm a maniac! Bow down to coffee!'." Gaara nodded smiling. Neji looked at him and saw that the insomniac could be trusted. "Fine." And he walked out.

Welcome to the new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be ok
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the one meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

Gaara jumped on the bed up and down up and down. "I have A.D.D!" he cried. Neji came back in and was all like, " -- " I brought back your damn coffee." Gaara fell on the bed and ran over to grab it. "Sankyuuu!" he thanked and drank the entire cup. Neji brought over 10 cups just in case.

Neji sat on the bed and Gaara lied back on it. He rested his head on Neji's lap and grinned goofily. "I love you..." he said, Neji's ears shot up and glanced down at him. "WHAT!" he exclaimed. Gaara leaned up and got closer to Neji's face. Neji blushed and Gaara...

Don't want to be an American idiot
One nation controlled by the media
Information age of hysteria
Calling out to idiot America

... sat up and drank more coffee from the table. "Yess... I love you coffee..." Neji anime-fell again and got up. 'He meant the coffee...' he thought, rather annoyed. Gaara got up off the bed and slipped on the rug, causing him to land on the bed, but not only that...

He landed on Neji's lips.

Welcome to the new kind of tension
All across the alien nation
Where everything isn't meant to be ok
Television dreams of tomorrow
We're not the one meant to follow
For that's enough to argue

Gaara and Neji pulled away gagging and/or gasping for air. Gaara, spitting out the coffee and Neji holding onto his throat, breathing hard.

Just then, the song stopped and went on to Jesus Of Saburbia.

Gaara ran out of the room, while Neji just sat their staring. "I knew we should have listened to Boulevard Of Broken Dreams... he would have been less hyper..."

NB: There! There's your one-shot! This was done out of drinking coffee and listening to Green Day. As you can tell. I know it wasn't funny, but it was supposed to be pointless. I would love reviews!